Man, I had a Guinness, and then two Smirnoff Ice's, as well as mixing a lot of tequilal and vodka.. Man, fuckl, I can barely type rightnow. Fydnir knows, as I'm talking to him on MSN.

My brother's looking at me weird, I dunno hwy, maybe uz I'm tingly ll over.

yeahhhhhhhhhh. Thank god I'm not working in the mornign or whatever. I'll shoot myswelf if I am.
LOOK AT MY SCANTILY CLAD NEKO WOAMN ON THE PREVIOUS NEWS POST FOR ALL YOUR WANKING NEEDS, YO.
:spd:d:d:d:d::d:d:d:::d:d::D:D:D::DD:D ::D
wooo.

I get bored, so I start drawing. Most of it turns out to be girls that are scantily clad.

Hmm.

meowmeow

rofl.

Since I've last checked in with you peeps, I had uhh... fuck, maybe had still been stuck on trying to beat Cowboys from Hell on Medium (basically getting 5-star).

I did it.
I also blasted through Hard mode on GH, and am ALMOST done Hard on GH2, much to the agony of my left wrist.
I'm not sure I'm going to be trying to get 5 star on any songs until I've passed Expert, and have tried to at least learn how to do proper ho-po instead of trying to strum EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NOTE.

But yes.

Bitten multiple times whilst talking on the phone tonight by the damned dirty mosquitos. I had to resort to scraping my teeth against my hand to try and alleviate the itching, but it made it worse.

And now I drink.
What the fuck was I thinking to mix basically a 1/3 of a HUGE glass with vodka and tequila, as well as a Full Throttle. I later added ginger ale, since it was sooo potent. woo.

I got like, 3 Mike's and a Guinness in the fridge.
If I drink those, expect a webcam update or some shit.

I mean, I was talking about Blade Runner/ Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, lack of parenting skills in parents today, obesity in kids, and uhh... fuck... taking Peggy Hill's feet off and punching her in the face.

Stupid bitch.

Fyndir's chair broke. :(

It was a lovely chair, it was a comfy chair.
A lot more comfier than my chair is.

I sat on Fyndir's lap whilst surfing NG this past February, and I sat in it to mod and look over my shoulder in paranoia, hoping he wasn't peeping. Which he didn't.

RIP, Fyndir's old chair.

All the good times.

*cough*naughty*cough*

So I was bored last night, so I decided to doodle with my tablet.
Decided to finish it today.

Neigh.

If you want a bigger version of it, I'll put it up on Imageshack or something... or email it to you.

woo,

Me and my brother decided to go to the corner store, which was several blocks away, at 10:00 last night. As we approached our street, we saw this dog-like animal running up the sidewalk on our left (we were walking on the road). A car seemed to be following it.

I went "OH CRAP, COYOTE!". I know they're fairly common in the area, but I never saw one in the flesh, y'know.

I was superparanoid walking in the dark alley behind my house, hoping the coyote wouldn't try to steal my jalepeno beef jerky. I paid $5.99 for that shit, I wanted to try it. Beef jerky = nummy.

So i ate some, left the bag on the computer desk. WHen I got home from work...

THE REST WAS GONE. :(
My brothers are to blame.

I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED THE COYOTE.

I think the reason why my boobs are so big is because my boobs have, since I was 11, been absorbing the potential boobality size of my girl friends.

So instead of them being C-cups or whatever, they're in the low-A/B range, while I bask gloriously in the radiance that is 38D.

It is my destiny to covet my friends' boobs to make up for what inadequacy that occurs school-wise. Like, how most of them were on Principal's list (like, 7-8 A's per report card), while I barely miss getting that prestigious title, where at the end of the school year, while us honour roll idiots got certificates, they got certificates with GOLD STICKERS ON IT OMFGLOLWTFBBQ.

Therefore, my hypothesis, if I remember how to do it correctly from 7 years of hypothesizing, is that...

fuck.

I have bigger boobs than my friends, they're jealous.

I win.

edit: I FINALLY GOT 5 STAR ON COWBOYS FROM HELL (medium).
But buttfucking Christ, it wasn't for my band. :(

yumyumyum.

Got bored, so I decided to make a sig for someone (whether he'll use it or not is up to him), as well as doing this:

done wif my loverly tablet. :)

MOSQUITO BITES. FUCK YOU, MOSQUITOS GO DIE IN FUCKING HELL YOU DOUCHEBAGS. Why the fuck would you attack the same hands. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

grrr.

Yeah, I got work in less than 2 hours, and did I sleep? notrly.

Was thinking about the redesign. >_>

This are my blorg.

I are play lots of Guitar Hero/Guitar Hero 2. I are go through entire Medium level and got all 5 stars on GH2. I MUST DEFEAT THE EVIL COWBOYS OF HELL ON GH. >: (

Fucking retardedness.

In other news, I bought Bully. w00t.
Anyways, shit.