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Age 36, Female
Mrs. DevourerJay
Vancouver
Joined on 4/5/04
Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 31st, 2007
It was a lovely chair, it was a comfy chair.
A lot more comfier than my chair is.
I sat on Fyndir's lap whilst surfing NG this past February, and I sat in it to mod and look over my shoulder in paranoia, hoping he wasn't peeping. Which he didn't.
RIP, Fyndir's old chair.
All the good times.
*cough*naughty*cough*
Wait, I just looked at his chair...
It's the EXACT same one as mine. Seriously. I'll picture if you like.
So, I'll sell this virgin chair to you guys for cost + Sarai's bottom premium, being that it has had extensive contact me with clothed, semi-clothed and naked during it's time.
$10
;-)
Speaking as someone who recently lost a comfy chair..... I feel Fyndir's pain.
Especially when I sit down. :(
Hope you made it up to him, Sweetie. ;)
You probably rested your meaty teats on it. No one can blame the chair for being crippled under such a prodigious weight. It now rests forever in chair Valhalla. I'd also like to nominate "meaty teats" as the least sexy colloquialism for breasts.
I agree with the least sexy colloquialism for meaty teats.
I wonder how much they weigh, though...
hmmm...
Aww, that's a shame.
Just allow me to be off-subject for a second. DId you draw your profile picture?
Yes.
Why?
Lil' sausage between the buns, eh?
And thus the furniture gods had their revenge.
If that's your drawing, you could be quite a fine animator.
Did you happen to video tape any of the good times in said chair?
<_<
>_>
:-)
I wish.
Then I'd have some mastu--.... uh...
lies! there are no gobs of cum only angry faices on the nipples, which is normal, considering shes a mod
Wait a minute! ......
That's not cum in Jade's new pic. It's clearly Jade, looking up at some stars in the sky. And the brightest ones are in the shape of a heart! So obvious!
Aww.... So sweet.
Fyndir, you perv! :P
why is ng not compliant with my computer :(
Posting boobs:
(. Y .)
Sarai
You forgot the bit where you made love using the chair. Chairs tend not to be meant for bouncing up and down on.
It stresses the word, or in the case of plastic chairs deforms them and eventually *poof*
This is why my leather office chair has lasted 6 years.
1) No one lets me bounce on them on it.
2) See above.