Geetar Hero Update

rofl.

Since I've last checked in with you peeps, I had uhh... fuck, maybe had still been stuck on trying to beat Cowboys from Hell on Medium (basically getting 5-star).

I did it.
I also blasted through Hard mode on GH, and am ALMOST done Hard on GH2, much to the agony of my left wrist.
I'm not sure I'm going to be trying to get 5 star on any songs until I've passed Expert, and have tried to at least learn how to do proper ho-po instead of trying to strum EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NOTE.

But yes.

Bitten multiple times whilst talking on the phone tonight by the damned dirty mosquitos. I had to resort to scraping my teeth against my hand to try and alleviate the itching, but it made it worse.

And now I drink.
What the fuck was I thinking to mix basically a 1/3 of a HUGE glass with vodka and tequila, as well as a Full Throttle. I later added ginger ale, since it was sooo potent. woo.

I got like, 3 Mike's and a Guinness in the fridge.
If I drink those, expect a webcam update or some shit.

I mean, I was talking about Blade Runner/ Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, lack of parenting skills in parents today, obesity in kids, and uhh... fuck... taking Peggy Hill's feet off and punching her in the face.

Stupid bitch.

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Asswipe3210 2007-08-07 05:46:16

Drinking makes you fat... unless you exercise.

do ya!?

Yes, parents today suck at the raising of the kids. Our generation will be pretty good at it though.

Thanks for not banning me.

Some thread about the YTMD site being down had a reply "Why the fuck aren't we on the top"

Got me thinking, newgrounds is unique.

I never have seen other forums (cept searching for answers to stuff) and I think its funny how everyone just types offensive or mean stuff to each other.

There are exceptions but rarely. Even when users try to help others out it still seems like they put in some mean comments, but with good intent.

First and only forum I think I will every post in.

The mods are neat too. I wonder if other forums have interactive mods like this one.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-07 05:46:16

What now?
You write too much.

Bluemidgetguy 2007-08-07 05:57:33

Put it in my butt

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-07 05:57:33

Open your legs, sonny, and let the flies in first.

pHuXxXB0xX 2007-08-07 06:17:23

ask not what you can do for tequlia - ASK WHAT TEQUILA CAN DO FOR YOU!

never underestimate the power of tequila... and, why would you mix tequila and vodka? zomg - HOW DID IT TASTE??? :3

UberBarista 2007-08-07 12:20:58

Dude, you always have one Guinness in the fridge. What the fuck?

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-07 12:20:58

Because it's all I can handle at one point in time.

I need to buy more. moooooooooar.

Ecke 2007-08-07 14:45:49

Posting boobs:

(. Y .)

Fr0z3nb14d3 2007-08-08 06:44:57

I could totally teach you how to own at guitar hero.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-08 06:44:57

I'm not going to try and learn by strumming on your instrument. >: (

Zombie-Genocide 2007-08-09 14:31:25

Congrats on gh2!

Sarai 2007-08-09 16:20:45

But you have curves and breasts and all that jazz. Low sizes are over-rated. In the UK I can wear kids clothes easily. That's just sad.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-09 16:20:45

I wish my tummy wasn't as curvy, and that my thighs were thinner.
Oh well, FEMALE COMPARISION DEVIL.
fwoueghawkuhf

Jercurpac 2007-08-09 16:59:38

I keep telling people, don't worry about putting effort into learning HO/POs. They'll come to you in due time. At this point Freebird, Hangar 18, and Play With Me were the only songs that I needed to use HO/POs to get the five star. Most sections of songs that you can HO/PO can be done just as easily while strumming and you don't need to get 100% of the hardest parts of a song for a five star. You just need to limp past them without wasting your star power. That's the real secret to snagging the coveted five star for a song, maintaining an 8x multiplyer on the easier parts.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-09 16:59:38

It's more like, I can't get past the song because at certain points, my fingers refuse to cooperate, and so when I get to a song like Laid to Rest, they go "HEY, LET'S FUCK THIS UP AND NOT MOVE FAST ENOUGH".

I'm not caring about getting 5-star right now--it's more like just being able to pass and get onto the next set.

Over-Load 2007-08-09 21:24:33

I love you Jade. <3

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-09 21:24:33

Aw yay. <3

pHuXxXB0xX 2007-08-10 00:44:56

you said:
I wish my tummy wasn't as curvy, and that my thighs were thinner.

umm... stop playing guitar hero and do some exercising to help tone your tubby ass? :)

JadeTheAssassin 2007-08-10 00:44:56

Um.
I'm not tubby. lol.
I realised that if I would thin out, I'd be way out of proportion. XD
SO DON'T JUDGE ME. JUST BECAUSE I PLAY A LOT OF GUITAR HERO.

I mean, like, >: (.

Over-Load 2007-08-10 17:31:16

Whats wrong with that ^ guy? Jeez. Jade, you're fine. I mean... FINE.

MeatClever 2007-08-10 18:40:50

Jade, you're the hottest.

Nillions 2007-08-10 19:20:11

I like playing Jane's Addiction - Stop on it repeatedly.

I'll get it perfect one day. =D

Doberman 2007-08-11 09:48:38

You didnt even include a dog in here.

DISCRIMINATION!

WAYCIST!

pHuXxXB0xX 2007-08-11 22:05:57

i had a 12 pack of lakeprt honey lager between me, my friend zero, and this girl.

needless to say, i was fucked ( we rushed since we were kinda drinking in a public park) and zero puked all over himself xD

we then proceeded to board a streetcar to the manson concert >: )

flaws 2007-08-12 09:13:25

"Wahwah fucking googlefight can kiss my nuts"
Can I kiss your nuts?

AndrewGlisson11 2007-08-12 20:12:00

"Since I've last checked in with you peeps, I had uhh... fuck, maybe had still been stuck on trying to beat Cowboys from Hell on Medium (basically getting 5-star)."

thats so f*cking easy.

"I did it.
I also blasted through Hard mode on GH, and am ALMOST done Hard on GH2, much to the agony of my left wrist."

i beat expert on both games. i am now trying to beat GH2 on expert with 5 stars, and i've got 5 stars on 15 of the songs so far. since ive done so well on guitar hero, i'm learning to play a real guitar now.

I AM TEH GUITAR HERO MASTER!!!!:D