Me and my brother decided to go to the corner store, which was several blocks away, at 10:00 last night. As we approached our street, we saw this dog-like animal running up the sidewalk on our left (we were walking on the road). A car seemed to be following it.

I went "OH CRAP, COYOTE!". I know they're fairly common in the area, but I never saw one in the flesh, y'know.

I was superparanoid walking in the dark alley behind my house, hoping the coyote wouldn't try to steal my jalepeno beef jerky. I paid $5.99 for that shit, I wanted to try it. Beef jerky = nummy.

So i ate some, left the bag on the computer desk. WHen I got home from work...

THE REST WAS GONE. :(
My brothers are to blame.

I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED THE COYOTE.