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umm... i'v never been a person for body parts. but i have never seen science with boobs. i really dont know what to say... just... i loled.

Boobs can relate to science in many ways:

i) Reproduction/child-rearing: breastfeeding and such; sexual attraction
ii) Counting: 1, 2, 2 boobs! Ah! Ah! Ah!
iii) Hormones: to make breastmilk, to make boobs bigger
iv) Aging: Boobs tend to sag when older
v) Cosmetic Surgery: Paving the road ahead with one day, making a person completely made from scratch!

I could go on, but Einstein's inviting me to try and disprove his theory of relativity. I got a good one that will guarantee to wet his pants.

I hope you go die in a fire.

Like, when I'm dead, I want a Viking funeral pyre.
Awesome.

You say this until one of your friends get breast implants. Then what do ya know, looks like your destiny has taken it's course elsewhere.

Yeah... I had trouble with Cowboys from Hell on Medium for the longest time.

The problem is the Hammer Ons and Pull Offs are incredibly broken. They fix it for the second game.

P.S. I'll continue writing Fag Wreck scripts now.

P.P.S... BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! That's all.

Oh hey, I am on late at night again, the when I am done with friends and family is in bed.

Sorry for going a bit off topic, but thanks tons for cooperating with me, with the whole being sick thing, what you did was really helpful, and I wanted to thank you personally. Hope to pull through this and return to be a NG regular at some point.

<3, yodd.

Also, post pics of bobs.

Meh, I like small boobs better. Big ones are sorta wierd, I like the ones that I can hold in my hands.

This news post is fucking tits.

>_>

Tits!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

girls compare boobs??

i learnt something new today...

You haven't heard boob comparison until you've met my friends. @_@

pics plz

Denial is always the way to go. Also big boobs and being semi smart will do you better in life than just being smart (and ummm... not big boobeded).

I read half of one of your stories a long time ago about the test with the regular people and the murder...er. It was good. I didnt finish. I never got the time to finish it. I dont know were to find it so i can finish it = (, but i thought u should know that the part i did read was good.

Look under "Experiment" in the search bar, and you'll find it. :)

Being very honest, I'd still like my 32B (or A push up tight sexy top requirement), over a D!

For one, I like sleeping face down :)

Heh, well they look good on you I'm sure! :) You get better lingerie as well. (sigh)

I can manage to sleep on my tummy. :D It's still comfy. ^-^

I want a push-up bra, though. Would be like.. mmm... or a corset. :D

If you say so ...

You can use them to get out of speeding tickets , right?

You must have the smartest pair of boobs if they have an entire theory around them. :O

PS: It sounds more like a good thing. I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW
PSS: Congrats on Cowboys on hell. Now try extreme. :D

Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure they've worked their magic and gotten me decent marks.

You know, by absorbing information. Not that perverted peeping teacher way. Ew. liekduh.

You do win.

P.S. Guitar Hero rocks, I've almost beat it on hard mode!

I'm trying to think of something witty to say about breasts....but it's just not working out.
:(
Also, you're better than me at guitar hero, wch makes me angry.

Could you use that theory to tell if any of your friends has enhanced their breasts with silicon?

pics or gtfo

PLZZZZZ!!!Show me your photo!!!

Large breasts are generally the result of genetics. Thank your mom.

Also, I could have sworn you were a DD, instead. :P