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Posted by JadeTheAssassin - August 14th, 2008


Man, I was curious, so I started looking through all my sketchbooks (I had one from when I was in grade 4, haha), just to see how I progressed.

In EVERY sketchbook of basically every year I have one of, I've drawn Sailor Moon at least once. :P

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

EDIT: I received my DomoKun shirt from my friend today. Was worried that it wouldn't fit, because it's a youth large (and I wasn't sure if my boobies would fit), but IT FIT! HOORAY!

rawr

best shirt ever

Old sketchbooks/AWESOME


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - August 9th, 2008


Totally worth the money I paid to buy this amazingly awesome anime.

From start to finish, it was completely engaging. Never mind the fact that I love books and such that take place back in the Middle Ages (in that time frame), that I love fantasy, action, violence, fucked up demons, and random inserts of boobs.

It was possibly one of the best animes I have been recommended, and it just filled that blood lust I have, and it was, fuck, I'm having trouble articulating words for how awesome it was. It was a manly anime--big fucking guy wielding a sword that was fucking bigger than he was, a whole shitload of fighting, both hand to hand and with cannons and with swords, fuck, it made my panties wet at times by how violent it got, and just how fucking awesome it was.

If you're looking for an anime, this is definitely one to get. No fucking joke.

Man, I got a shitload of anime I gotta watch now, but I don't think I'll get as engaged in them as much as I've been basically dying to come home from work so I can watch Berserk. I'm not joking about that, either. This is the fastest I've ever gotten through a TV series or a marathon of movies.

Just. fuck. I have to be up early, but there's no fucking way I can get to bed now. So fucking jacked up, fuck.

AWESOME. AS. FUCK. ANIME.

HA, YES.

Also, thanks Mendou for recommending it.


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - August 4th, 2008


I'm getting down to the final Expert Rock Band grind--on Act...8, I think, yeah, with Metallica and Rush and The Who and what not. Planning on finishing that set and hopefully act 9 by Tuesday. :D

Anyways, got bored, decided that the Guinness Girl will be put into temporary storage, and that a new sexy lady would be replacing her for now.

So yeah, multi-armed goddess. :D

New desktop wallpaper


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 30th, 2008


Woohoo, been banging those drums damn near daily for the last 3 days I've owned it. Sooooo fun. Beat easy on drums (haha, I still suck, oh well), getting expert done for guitar (so much easier than GH). Wanna be able to play Go With the Flow and Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.

Then I can scream like Timmy and make my dad laugh.

Which also reminds me, he started watching Cowboy Bebop with me, and now he wants to finish the series off. How lulzy is that? He's my rl anime buddy. XD

And uh, work sucks (my favourite person to work with is finally coming back, so we'll be able to do pub nights and movie nights as well as just plain go crazy at work and blather about so-and-so sucking hard and shit), and uh. Driving lessons is full of classwork, so no actual driving yet.

And uh. Yeah. Bout it for new shit with me. errrr, uhhhh, needing to get a shitload of laundry done. Don't have a fucking white sock that's clean, and everything needs to get washed. And uh, fuck, what else. Still need to send Luis my sketchbook page.

I'LL GET IT TO YOU, LUISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 21st, 2008


Finished my sketchbook entry for the NG Sketchbook tour. :D Gotta send it back to Mr. Luis at one point.

Went shopping, bought the cutest, slightly platformed pink ballet shoes. And pink sharpies, and some makeup, and a leopard print bra. :D:D FUCK YES.

I dunno, buying a lot of pink clothing lately. Tis weird. Oh well.

I also start driving lessons/classroom work tomorrow. ;-;

Edit: Haha, I got a shoutout on ED in the Newgrounds article. HAHA. Awesome. I should donate some cashola to ED to thank them. :D


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 18th, 2008


DARK KNIGHT.
IS.
AWESOME.

Even though I missed the first 10 minutes or so of it (FUCK YOU, BK, TAKING FOREVER TO GIMME MY FOOD), it was still amazing.
Finally got myself a Batman shirt (I've been a fan of Batman for 20 years, and had never thought to have gotten a shirt--how lame!).

I'm going again tonight with friends, and I'm supposed to be there like, 1 1/2 hours early for "pre-Batman festivities", which I'm guessing is that we all put Joker make up on each other and make out.

Edit: Only one comment? You guys suck. I mention girls (ALL GIRLS) making out, and nothing? God. Anyways, man, what was I going to say? fuck, um. Well, shit.

Also, why were my tits hurting so bad? It wasn't that cold in the theatre. :/
Oh yeah!

TOTAL RECALL OPENING CREDITS SONG FUCKING ROCKS. FUCKKKKKKK.

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Edit: Jade went to friend's house prior to Dark Knight--no making out, however, much indulged naughty details of friend's endeavours while she was gone. Friend also donned makeup to be cool with me (my other friends decided to be uncool). I dozed off near the end of the movie, oh well. :(

ZOMG


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 16th, 2008


and I swear to God this little girl was checking out my sweet ass rack in the hot tub.

And I was yelling at people jumping off the 10 metre diving board. I'm a horrible person. :D


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 14th, 2008


I am slowly going crazy.
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brain fried from the heat
can't remember
can't decide
panicked

i don't want to work when she's there, makes me want to pull my hair out when she snacks on crumbs and i can hear her lips smacking as she finds another crumb
or when she stands there doing jackshit
or when it takes so long to do something
or when she doesn't clean up
or when no one cleans up
or when it gets too hot and i start getting flustered and frustrated

crazy going slowly am i
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Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 13th, 2008


is much better than yourrrrrrrrrs..

Also, Fyndir did it first. ;-;

Edit: As of now, I am Cuntzilla. Fear my raging menstrual ray as I murderize all of you.

My Cuntzilla


Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 10th, 2008


hmmmm

i love white shirts

I wish it rained more