That chocolate milk that's been digesting in your tummy for a while will separate from the rest of your tummy's contents and toilet water once ejected?

Quite cool, I have to say. Quite. Cool.

And that's also the end of my love affair with chocolate milk, straight milk, homo milk, and most other dairy products besides cheese and the milk that's in my coffee and other chocolate.

I'm devastated.

A penis baking tray thing so I can make shit like jello, cookie, or cake penii.

My friend is awesome. :D:D

Don't watch Requiem for a Dream right before you're slated for bed.

I went to bed extremely depressed. I mean, I felt blank. I haven't felt that way since, I dunno, a long time. It was weird.

Also had a dream that night where, for some reason, my debit card had a point system a la Aeromiles, and I had enough saved up for some posters, except they had COWBOY BEBOP ONES!!!! Except they seemed to be of characters smoking.

But Spike looks hot when he's smoking, so it's fine. So yeah, I wanted a specific one, but yeah. I woke up.

Damn alarm. But I got a Muse cd in there, so I get to wake up to Sunburn. :D And uh, er. God, I just wanna go to bed and sleep and skip work and masturbate and just do nothing for days on end.

But yeah, whatever. I want to write, but I haven't the foggiest as to what to write about. I want to draw, but I dunno what to draw. I did pick up some art supplies today (gonna make a kitty rug :D:D), and some parts for my Sailor Moon costume. Super excited!

Ok, I can't NOT add this. This is genius to the extreme.

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I may be Glitch Bob, but I'm totally unsure about Old Bob.

He seems... strange.

Don't tell Dot. She can't choose!

Hooray, I got a lot.

If people want a list of my manga, I'll pop one up asap.

All of it.
Anime 1.
Anime 2.
Manga 1.
Manga 2.

I'm plowing through Duma Key by Stephen King, although I need to if I want to finish the book. Stupid library and its "Fast Read" books. Have to get it done in 7 days or I get charged $1 a day every day it's overdue. So far, I'm around the 450 page mark, out of something like 610. I'm quite impressed, seeing as I haven't gotten that involved in a real novel in quite a while.

I'm also plowing through Sailor Moon. I started it from the beginning agesssss ago, and kind of hee'ed and haw'ed around not watching it, seeing as it's about 296 episodes. Right now, I'm on Sailor Moon R, and around with Prince Dimande and Esmeraude (which is pretty close to the end of R, seeing as within the next 5 episodes Black Lady comes around and then epic battle and such). So I'm quite pleased with myself, considering some of these episodes I have never seen. So I'm catching up on lost childhood time. :P

I'm also bingeing on manga--I've bought so much lately. It's really bad, but it's keeping me amused and kind of making my days go faster, seeing as I'm bringing them to work, and it's something that keeps me excited and entertained. Lots of Golgo 13, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Maison Ikkoku, Nana, GTO, and MPD-Psycho (which is lulzy, BRAIN FLOWERS HOLY CARP!).

I'm also trying to find other stuff to read while I'm on the Internet, such as blogs and stuff. I lurk on a particular urban legends forum, as well as pop by about 10 different blogs, 5 celebrity gossip blogs, a few gadget/movie blogs, Newgrounds, BBC News, about 10 webcomics.

I think I'm just starving for literature and/or reading material lately. I haven't read as much as I used to when I was in elementary and high school--I'd plow through at least a book and a half a week, ranging from Gossip Girl to Stephen King to romance novels. Just something to keep my mind occupied while I wore myself down at night, or when I was waiting for school to start, while I ate my lunch, while I waited for class to start/waiting for people to finish tests (I'd be really quick on test-taking, although it didn't bring the best results, but I always did bad if I started changing and second-guessing answers), and just read for the sake of getting sucked into the story.

I also haven't written in a very long time. I also haven't been drawing, so my creativity is kind of dying on me, which is sad, because I keep getting ideas in my head based on books or just on stuff I'd think of at work (which I've started doing crossword puzzles and Sudoku on my break if I didn't feel like reading the newspaper, you know, when my boss wasn't around...). I don't know.

My hunger for reading has hit me full force. I haven't felt this sucked into reading in a long time, it feels like.

YAY FOR BOOKS.

PINCH PUNCH FIRST OF THE MONTH!

*punches all of you*

yay raise :3

I went driving today.

I didn't die.

I didn't crash.

My dad didn't have a heart attack.

Wade's me, and I'm Wade.

God, I love that site.

Wade cosplays.

Whoever did that, please, give me a PM so I can thank you for making me smile. :)

And whoever did that write-up, please, I want to thank you for making me laugh very hard.

So I've been meaning to make topics/blog posts about the various activities/events that I've been doing for the last while, but I keep forgetting to make them.

So here's a recap:

1) Almost got sprayed by a skunk
2) Dyed my roots so I'm all blonde again
3) Been shopping like nuts (YAY NEW CLOTHES)
4) Been watching a shitload of anime (especially with my dad, we're watching Cowboy Bebop together)
5) Been working like nuts, trying to find new workers (which reminds me that I gotta put up a Craigslist ad...), trying to deal with losing most of our workers (either to vacation or back to school)
6) Found out i'm getting a raise (yay for $10/hr!!)
7) Shit all

woohoo.