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Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 14th, 2008

I am slowly going crazy.
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brain fried from the heat
can't remember
can't decide
panicked

i don't want to work when she's there, makes me want to pull my hair out when she snacks on crumbs and i can hear her lips smacking as she finds another crumb
or when she stands there doing jackshit
or when it takes so long to do something
or when she doesn't clean up
or when no one cleans up
or when it gets too hot and i start getting flustered and frustrated

crazy going slowly am i
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K-Guare 2008-07-14 22:41:19

Poor jade :[
I, as well, shall one day slowly, but surely,
reach the point of true insanity.

sorbitol 2008-07-14 22:53:44

When walk to work, swig faced, six months since you last clowned it up, old friends cross the street and no one pays you any heed...

...except the dung-breathed men - who offer now to van you to the fens...

...and wrestle pigs...

etc...

igott 2008-07-14 22:56:49

Heat? I can Survive. Canada Is supposed to be cold.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-07-14 22:56:49

It's called "even if we open all the doors and this big garage door and have a fan going it still gets so hot that my whole body starts sweating and I turn red because i get hot because the grill/espresso machine/icemaker/cooler/dishwashe r are all going and because everyone comes in making shit hot".

igott 2008-07-14 22:58:41

You got to be kidding me, its 70 There.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-07-14 22:58:41

see above

Knights 2008-07-14 22:59:00

What do you know about insanity?

Mr. Roger's Neighborhood was insanity! Always telling us to be a good neighbor and other bullshit that didn't help us all in the real world, and he was on for years.

Onett 2008-07-15 01:02:26

Which co-worker, can't be your BFF one.

Either way, I don't like it when people make Jade frustrated and stressed.

Really hope you're gonna be doing better today.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-07-15 01:02:26

The one who takes 2 fucking hours to make sandwiches.

I'm doing fine, had a good cry about it last night.

Monocrom 2008-07-15 01:16:04

Sorry to hear that, Sweetie.
No A/C at work?

If you feel stressed, just ban a bunch of n00bs.
You'll feel better. ;)

JadeTheAssassin 2008-07-15 01:16:04

My boss apparently doesn't believe in it. :P And won't apparently get it.

uhnoesanoob 2008-07-15 03:05:45

Ranma dropped a Phoenix King. What did you ever drop? You haven't even dropped your balls yet. >:(

Onett 2008-07-15 12:41:34

Jul. 15, 2008 | 8:03 AM JadeTheAssassin responds:

I'm doing fine, had a good cry about it last night.

Oh hon, *hugs and rocks gently* it's okay. I just hope you took my advice from last night and went to bed earlier.

CryogenChaos 2008-07-15 20:34:55

Oh sweetie, I feel for you.

And it's not like you can actively ask to not work the same shifts as her, right? That just makes you look like the jerk.

As for the heat, are you allowed a pocket fan at your work? If not, I'd suggest at least looking for new work.

.you for feel I sweetie Oh

Superperpel 2008-07-15 23:59:52

why did u delete my spam comment

Supperdude9 2008-07-16 01:41:14

I don't think you're going crazy - it sounds like you're already there.

DevourerJay 2008-07-16 05:25:14

reading that made me think of this song
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcmqT2XpdY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcmqT 2XpdY</a>
not sure if its a bad thing

killerjeff 2008-07-16 06:19:34

Aw. c'mon Jade, I wasn't being mean to Dragonsgrief, I'm sorry.

kisame 2008-07-16 15:43:00

my words taste like chorizo!

Spags 2009-09-08 19:43:21

You'll never see this!
BWAHAHAHAHA!

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