and I swear to God this little girl was checking out my sweet ass rack in the hot tub.
And I was yelling at people jumping off the 10 metre diving board. I'm a horrible person. :D
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Went swimming today
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Are you seriously only 20? I always got the impression you were older.
Also, I haven't been swimming in AGES. Need to get rid of the last remnants of beer belly before I can even venture NEAR a swimming pool :(
I seriously am. And I've always seem to have given off that impression.
GO SWIMMING! GOGOGOG! NO MATTER. Saw a ton of fat old guys around, so I highly doubt you need to worry.
And like, older women showering naked. :(
Fair... perhaps it's just the way that you're so intimidating on the BBS ;P
And if I do go swimming, I'll go right next to the fat guys so that I look EVEN BETTER! Older women showering naked sounds... disturbing, though.
Might be. :P
And yeah, try seeing 80 year old women showering. :(
lol your not horrible your just a lil hyper and funer than most
good.
I wanna go swimming with Jade. Rescue me if i start drowning okay?
<3
mmmok.
"And I swear to God this little girl was checking out my sweet ass rack in the hot tub."
I wouldn't blame her. Hell, I envy her.
Jade - NG's supermodel.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Captain-Jack is, not me.
How did you know the girl was checking out your rack? O.o
I could feel her eyes.
Hm, I assume it's only fair to say you had the decency to check her out as well?
No, I didn't feel like going to jail.
1 - You're not horrible.
2 - I've always thought of you as younger than your age. :)
3 - The little girl was probably just envious. Like that Pussycat Dolls song they constantly play on the radio....."When I grow up, I want to be famous. Drive nice cars. I wanna have boobies."
I guess someone grew up...... Oh..... :(
Mono, why are you listening to Pussycat Dolls songs? @_@
And I'll NEVER GROW UP!
you should have titty-slapped the little girl
THAT would make you a horrible person
I should've, but then the little army of kids would have started hitting me with their fists of fury.
Lesbian Stalker maybe? :3
nein
dont blame her
haha
And you're a mod. Either Ng has done something on your head or its just plain you being you.
Hm?
Ha, you were looking at a future lesbian.
She'll say to her therapist years later: "...and when I saw her beautiful ass, I just knew I could only love women..."
You mean my ugly ass. lol
I'm sorry about my behavior in the hot tub.
I can forgive you. :)
You can't spell assassin without double the ass.
haha.
DOUBLE, WIDE LOAD. :D
My job is horribly boring. Half of it is driving around in a patrol vehicle. I can either listen to talk radio on the AM channels, or music on the FM ones..... And guess which song is constantly being played on the radio.
Also..... Aww, little Jade. ^_^
*Hugs*
I found the idea of a little girl checking out your tits and/or ass to be quite intriguing. Does that make me a pedophile?
Also, Welcome to the club of horrible people!
I would have gagged you, pulled you back to changing rooms and raped you.
Thats awesome to the max.
Knights
You're not a horrible person. You're a dead sexy person.
JadeTheAssassin
ahahahaha.
Not around the girls wearing the skimpy bikinis. :(