They're conspiring against me.

They want me to cut my hair. They are adamant about it.

I don't want that. I am FURIOUS that they want to.

It would be their birthday present for me--chop off my locks, put makeup on, and drag me to a lounge to "flaunt off my new look", which is, I think, to go pick up guys or some stupid shit.

I don't want to take part in this at all. I LOVE my hair. I've grown it out for 3 and a half years. If I wanted it cut, I would have cut it AGES ago. I don't care if I have split ends--it's my own bloody hair, and it's mine to do what I want with it.

"But it'll look so much better! YOU GOTTA TAKE A FEW INCHES OFF, IT'S ONLY HAIR".

Only hair to you.

One of the few attractive things I find about myself, something I pride myself in doing (I have a problem with keeping things the same when it comes to my hair--I get antsy about dying my hair if it's been more than 6 months since I've had a different colour). I don't see why they have to throw a fucking bitchfit about MY hair.

No wonder I don't like hanging out with them anymore. :/ They forget about my birthday, don't bother making contact with me, hassle me about making a Facebook account, and made me feel bad in high school.

Why fucking bother anymore.

If the barbeque on Sunday is a way of them trying to force me to get my hair cut, I'm severing contact. I'm not joking. It fucking PISSES me off that they've taken up a cause that I don't see as being just.

Just for that, I'm going to hold off on ever cutting my hair to spite them.

:3

You can't deny the awesomeness of Total Recall, and of the music in the background of The Last Resort.

Come on, don't tell me you don't think of three-boobed hookers when you hear this song. Or just huge amounts of sleazyness.

mm, fuck, I need to watch this movie again.

: i think at the current time, I've listened to it about 10 times in the last half hour.

Total Recall has the best soundtrack EVER.

My cell phone provider really isn't making a case for me wanting to stay with them. Seriously.

I recently (like this morning) got my spending cap taken off, seeing as I pay my bills on time and in full. I got a phone call/voicemail about 40 minutes ago saying that (my name, wtf recording..) I was $10 away from hitting my spending cap.

...

The spending cap I was taken off of?
IS IT STILL THERE? GODDAMN YOU, SOLO MOBILE AND YOUR FUCKING PARENT COMPANY BELL.

So I try calling their call centre, and the CALL CENTRE IS CLOSED. GRRRR, GODDAMN CANADA DAY.

So I'm going to the mall (was planning on it, anyways), and there's a Solo Mobile booth there. Going to SHOVE MY BILL IN THEIR FACE AND ASK WTF IS GOING ON.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

While I was driving home from teh Home Depots wif my daddy dearest, I was a few cars behind the first car at the light. So we get the green light, we start going, and WHOOSH, CYCLIST ALMOST GETS CREAMED.

WTF, CYCLIST. No helmet, just ZOOM DISREGARD THE FUCKING RULES I'M A CYCLIST.

Vancouver has a MASSIVE problem with cyclists. Most of them don't give a shit about road rules--they have to obey rules as they are vehicles ON THE ROAD. They have to stop at stop signs, they have to yield to pedestrians at pedestrian-controlled lights, they have to stay in their lane.

Nope, no they don't. They can TAKE UP A LANE WITH FOUR OF THEM SIDE BY SIDE. They can NOT WEAR HELMETS. They can NOT WEAR REFLECTIVE GEAR AT NIGHT. They can SWERVE ALL OVER THE ROAD. They can GO THROUGH RED LIGHTS AND GET HIT BY CARS. They can PEDAL REAL SLOW AND GET IN THE WAY.

I don't hate all cyclists--there are ones that follow the rules, that wear helmets, that don't go through red lights. But Vancouver is far from being a bike-friendly city, even though we have a bazillion bike lanes, trails, bike shops, whatever.

Just some fucking retarded ignorant IDIOTS WHO ARE OUT THERE AND THEY SUE PEOPLE IN CARS WHEN IT'S THEIR FUCKING FAULT THEY GET BRAIN DAMAGE FROM NOT BEING VISIBLE AT NIGHT AND NOT WEARING A FUCKING HELMET GODDAMN I HATE PEOPLE SO BAD.

Oh, happy Canada Day.

you all must eat

: happy birfday to me! I did ALL BY MYSELF!

So yeah, new things have happened!

I got into the welding course I applied for, and was waitlisted for. I start late late July, and if you hear about a polytech in BC exploding, you'll know it was me. :D

Due to said course, I'll have to cut my hours down to weekends at work. Less money, but meh. :) It'll eventually be easier to ease out of that job, anyways.

I'm starting up on Undergrads again--fucking awesome show, all should watch. >:(

Starting up on Batman graphic novels--fucking awesome, all should read. >:(

I really hate my cellphone, and I really hate my provider. I'd switch, but that would mean I'd have to sacrifice doing other things, so I'll keep my phone for now. And I'll continue cursing it for being failface.

My life otherwise is boring.

woohoo

Creepy but lovely video.

Slow Sunday at work, so shitty tips.

Last day working with my friend for a month, so now it's me, my boss, boss' cousin, other coworker, and other guy who can't work more than 1/2 days a week till his finals are done. *sigh*

Guy creepily ogled my ass and legs as I was making his coffee.

On my way home, I saw a guy biking up the street with what appeared to be two dogs of his. I guessed wrong, as they stopped chasing the cyclist and started running towards me, barking their heads off. I froze, not knowing what to do, hoping that someone would hear the dogs. Then one of them circled around me and I -think- nipped my ass, then distanced itself and continued barking. They both looked like they were seriously pissed off, and I was frozen in place.

The owner then called the dogs back. I don't think she saw me, though. I walk by that house almost every day on my way home from work. Definitely not walking down that way anymore, I guess. Not allowed to carry knives/bear spray/mace, so I'm pretty much screwed if I have a coyote/dog/raccoon/homocidal maniac come after me.

You'd wonder why everyone wants me to switch jobs.

pedobear jebus

thanks missing :3
JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILLLLLLLLLLDREN

Ok, so my brothers and I attended a convention of sorts on Saturday, aptly called "Khan Con". What's Khan Con, you say?

It's all about the Star Trek, babeh.

It was all so hilarious--there was the airing of an episode of the animated series (TOS)--The Infinite Vulcan (which was ballfuckingly hilarious in itself), the TOS episode where Khan comes in--Space Seed. There was also the airing of a facepalm-worthy fan-made episode of Next Generation called "Chains of Betrayal. There's a trailer for it, which doesn't do it fucking justice. I can't wait for it to be put up so you can see its AWESOME ACTING AND EDITING SKILLS!1!11!!!!

There was also a poetry contest, a "Klingon Rap-Off" (which had NO klingon), a costume contest, an Orion Slave Girl dance (by a burlesque dancer, methinks), and a trivia contest, as well as a Khan shout-off.

Then we watched Wrath of Khan, which was beyond AWESOME on a cinema screen. We all clapped when Kirk shouted his iconic phrase, and it was just an awesome time all round. Couldn't stay to see the new movie, but I saw it tonight and it was OMFGSOAWESOMEFUCKYESSSSSSSSSSSSS.

:D

I want to see it again.

Now.

My mum and I laughed.

More like I shat bricks and told her.