Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Upyourarse, BC
Job: Missing's Lovemaker
Squirt squirt, drip drip, *choking noises*.
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I was walking to the bus stop on the way to work this morning. It had rained during the night, and it was fairly warm for 5AM, and I could smell the sweetest fragrance.
It smelled of roses mixed with dew, and it was absolutely heavenly. The breeze blew it my way, and I sniffed at the air, and all felt right.
Until I slammed the cooler door on my thumb.
OH WELL.
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He also doesn't approve of me and my brothers laughing at people getting hurt on Youtube, or that I spend lots of time on here, or I talk about my dick, if my trousers happen to have slid down a bit, if my tops are low, and a whole slew of things.
I disappoint him with my failures and flaws.
24 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!My chest is full of lead.
My heart's like a slow-turning, rusty gear.
My brain's like an overheated engine.
I feel like the tinman.
18 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Weee, one of the longer pieces I've done.
Worth redoing her head and such over. :D

trying different shading method.
SHINY LATEX SUIT DO WANT
: wip
Edit: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS HEAD ANYMORE YAYYY

Is very delicious and yummy. :3
Don't look for Fyndir's new audio submission. >_>
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Good Grace To Chairman Tom.
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