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Age 36, Female
Mrs. DevourerJay
Vancouver
Joined on 4/5/04
Posted by JadeTheAssassin - April 8th, 2011
I saw the cutest, most polite 3 year old at work today.
He wiped his feet on the mat when he came in with his grandma, wiped his hands on napkins, and said please and thank you to everything without prompting.
He also came up to me and was asking for ice cream.
I wanted to snuggle him to bits because he was so fucking adorable.
I hope he comes in soon. That was the bright point to my work day.
Where do you work?
A coffee shop.
Look at you, hitting on 3 year olds, get a hold of yourself, man.
I'm not. He comes up to me.
CUTE KIDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This blog might as well have just been full of 'tick tock tick tock'.
Because all I can hear is your biological clock! D:
nnnnnnnnoooooooo >_> i don't know what you're talking about
>_>
<_<
damnit leanne why do you have to know me so well?
Because Jade there comes a point in a young womans life, when she is of the right age and with the right partner, that suddenly childen look all that more cuter and lovely :(
Thanksfully I've managed to so far surpress my biological urges to kidnap children and dress them up as pirates and princess but I feel it's too late for you.
I hope Jay knows what he's getting himself into! D;
Also my last comment rhymed and I didn't realise it so I want to do another rhyme now.
Oh Jade your clock is ticking
So Jay needs a good kicking
He's got to get you up the duff
The sex can be soft, loving or rough
Just as long as its a good dicking
idkwohgjksgbjsagbjh
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH most excellent rhyme.
He does know what he's getting into, and I'm so dressing our kids up. :D
@ Gagsy...
I want another! so we're set... w00t
also hai...
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jade.. you gotta give that kid a free scoop of ice cream.. :D
we don't have ice cream scoops D: otherwise i so would have
Relevant to cuteness of this post:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS6SUe-kGc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS6SU e-kGc</a>
:P
I LOVE THAT VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jade i am dissappoint. ah well... you shoulda gave him a cookie instead
Ah yeah . . . Little children are MUCH cuter when they're not your own. Trust me, I'm an uncle. I speak from experience. Don't be poking holes in those condems.
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I have a cute little brother. Adorable and barely used. I could give him to you for a modest finder's fee.
(He is potty trained, and he has no allergies.)
hmmmmmm!
I'd like to work at a coffee shop.
Except I hate coffee. A lot.
There are other things than coffee at a coffee shop!
Like smoothies! And.... uhhh... sandwiches! And uhhh...
eh.
I wore my NG shirt today, yay
If I ever went into a coffee shop and saw a girl wearing an NG shirt, I'd think it was lovely and go there more often.
You work on 4/20, yeah? And it's a coffee shop too. So how about you do this, yeah? Try to count all of the people who come in who are visibly stoned.
I wear my vidya gaem shirts too!
And yes, and I'll try my best. Probably the people who snap up a bunch of sandwiches and wraps. XD
Or just people who seem generally off.
I remember going into a donut shop with my friends once, COMPLETELY destroyed.
I ordered the donuts, made so many mistakes when ordering too.
"That one. Nonononononono, not that one....Actually wait yeah that one."
And then when I had the donuts I went to take them.
"Alright yeah thanks."
"Wait, sir, you didn't pay."
"Oh! My mistake. Where did I put that money. Where...Dude you have to money? No...Hold on a second."
"Sir, it's in your hand."
"Oh...So it is..."
Yeah, interacting with not high people when you're high is usually fun, if not a bit nerve wrecking.
You should hit up one of your stoner friends, I know you have some, after work and smoke a bit.
it's be after 420 when i get off work.
and lol we already seem to have a few people like that already.
maybe i should hit up that mmj card guy and see if he can.. loan me something... >_>
for my joint pain
That's the right idea!
Also, those people are most likely high.
rofl :D
Tap 8 lands, sacrifice 6 spawn tokens, summon Emrakul, attack... next turn, tap 11, summon Ulamog, attack with Emrakul and everything else..
I OWN YOU...
then i decide to steal your eldrazi, poop on them, and then set them aflame :D
I hear Gagsys an awesome name
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teehee :3
What's this I hear?
Someone's biological clock ticking like crazy?
i dunno what you're talking about >_>
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK....
it's happening to you too don't deny it
I was that 3 year old kid.
You better be fucking happy.
:3
YOU SEEMED SO INNOCENT!
Sectus
Sounds like Justin Bieber to me.