Sectus 2011-04-09 02:34:02

Sounds like Justin Bieber to me.

Cericon 2011-04-09 19:52:31

Where do you work?

Dogmeat 2011-04-09 21:13:21

Look at you, hitting on 3 year olds, get a hold of yourself, man.

Gagsy 2011-04-11 01:21:37

This blog might as well have just been full of 'tick tock tick tock'.

Because all I can hear is your biological clock! D:

Gagsy 2011-04-11 03:02:01

Because Jade there comes a point in a young womans life, when she is of the right age and with the right partner, that suddenly childen look all that more cuter and lovely :(

Thanksfully I've managed to so far surpress my biological urges to kidnap children and dress them up as pirates and princess but I feel it's too late for you.

I hope Jay knows what he's getting himself into! D;

Also my last comment rhymed and I didn't realise it so I want to do another rhyme now.

Oh Jade your clock is ticking
So Jay needs a good kicking
He's got to get you up the duff
The sex can be soft, loving or rough
Just as long as its a good dicking

idkwohgjksgbjsagbjh

DevourerJay 2011-04-12 02:36:38

@ Gagsy...

I want another! so we're set... w00t

also hai...

therealanimator 2011-04-12 09:22:33

jade.. you gotta give that kid a free scoop of ice cream.. :D

Sheizenhammer 2011-04-12 16:52:36

Relevant to cuteness of this post:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS6SUe-kGc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS6SU e-kGc</a>

:P

therealanimator 2011-04-12 16:56:55

jade i am dissappoint. ah well... you shoulda gave him a cookie instead

Monocrom 2011-04-14 01:14:55

Ah yeah . . . Little children are MUCH cuter when they're not your own. Trust me, I'm an uncle. I speak from experience. Don't be poking holes in those condems.

JT1 2011-04-17 13:39:00

I have a cute little brother. Adorable and barely used. I could give him to you for a modest finder's fee.

(He is potty trained, and he has no allergies.)

Cericon 2011-04-17 23:51:46

I'd like to work at a coffee shop.

Except I hate coffee. A lot.

Cericon 2011-04-18 00:19:13

If I ever went into a coffee shop and saw a girl wearing an NG shirt, I'd think it was lovely and go there more often.

You work on 4/20, yeah? And it's a coffee shop too. So how about you do this, yeah? Try to count all of the people who come in who are visibly stoned.

Cericon 2011-04-18 00:31:22

Or just people who seem generally off.
I remember going into a donut shop with my friends once, COMPLETELY destroyed.
I ordered the donuts, made so many mistakes when ordering too.

"That one. Nonononononono, not that one....Actually wait yeah that one."

And then when I had the donuts I went to take them.

"Alright yeah thanks."

"Wait, sir, you didn't pay."

"Oh! My mistake. Where did I put that money. Where...Dude you have to money? No...Hold on a second."

"Sir, it's in your hand."

"Oh...So it is..."

Yeah, interacting with not high people when you're high is usually fun, if not a bit nerve wrecking.

You should hit up one of your stoner friends, I know you have some, after work and smoke a bit.

Cericon 2011-04-18 01:21:03

That's the right idea!
Also, those people are most likely high.

DevourerJay 2011-04-18 01:32:44

Tap 8 lands, sacrifice 6 spawn tokens, summon Emrakul, attack... next turn, tap 11, summon Ulamog, attack with Emrakul and everything else..

I OWN YOU...

Gagsy 2011-04-18 01:51:55

I hear Gagsys an awesome name

^_____________________^

AsthmaticHamster 2011-04-18 02:48:39

What's this I hear?
Someone's biological clock ticking like crazy?

DevourerJay 2011-04-18 13:01:40

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK....

Tycrane 2011-04-20 11:26:53

I was that 3 year old kid.

You better be fucking happy.

:3