So I was bored last night, so I decided to doodle with my tablet.
Decided to finish it today.

Neigh.

If you want a bigger version of it, I'll put it up on Imageshack or something... or email it to you.

woo,

Me and my brother decided to go to the corner store, which was several blocks away, at 10:00 last night. As we approached our street, we saw this dog-like animal running up the sidewalk on our left (we were walking on the road). A car seemed to be following it.

I went "OH CRAP, COYOTE!". I know they're fairly common in the area, but I never saw one in the flesh, y'know.

I was superparanoid walking in the dark alley behind my house, hoping the coyote wouldn't try to steal my jalepeno beef jerky. I paid $5.99 for that shit, I wanted to try it. Beef jerky = nummy.

So i ate some, left the bag on the computer desk. WHen I got home from work...

THE REST WAS GONE. :(
My brothers are to blame.

I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED THE COYOTE.

I think the reason why my boobs are so big is because my boobs have, since I was 11, been absorbing the potential boobality size of my girl friends.

So instead of them being C-cups or whatever, they're in the low-A/B range, while I bask gloriously in the radiance that is 38D.

It is my destiny to covet my friends' boobs to make up for what inadequacy that occurs school-wise. Like, how most of them were on Principal's list (like, 7-8 A's per report card), while I barely miss getting that prestigious title, where at the end of the school year, while us honour roll idiots got certificates, they got certificates with GOLD STICKERS ON IT OMFGLOLWTFBBQ.

Therefore, my hypothesis, if I remember how to do it correctly from 7 years of hypothesizing, is that...

fuck.

I have bigger boobs than my friends, they're jealous.

I win.

edit: I FINALLY GOT 5 STAR ON COWBOYS FROM HELL (medium).
But buttfucking Christ, it wasn't for my band. :(

yumyumyum.

Got bored, so I decided to make a sig for someone (whether he'll use it or not is up to him), as well as doing this:

done wif my loverly tablet. :)

MOSQUITO BITES. FUCK YOU, MOSQUITOS GO DIE IN FUCKING HELL YOU DOUCHEBAGS. Why the fuck would you attack the same hands. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

grrr.

Yeah, I got work in less than 2 hours, and did I sleep? notrly.

Was thinking about the redesign. >_>

This are my blorg.

I are play lots of Guitar Hero/Guitar Hero 2. I are go through entire Medium level and got all 5 stars on GH2. I MUST DEFEAT THE EVIL COWBOYS OF HELL ON GH. >: (

Fucking retardedness.

In other news, I bought Bully. w00t.
Anyways, shit.