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Scribe/Scriber

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - October 11th, 2007

For the next two days (well, today and tomorrow), we're doing our unit on millwrights. So we're in the millwright shop, doing these tool gauge pieces of shit.

Anyways, I'm at the tool shop, asking for a scribe. Just A PIECE OF METAL WITH A POINT SO I CAN MAKE A MARK ON MY METAL.

This douchebag, who I presume is a student/apprentice/whatever, comes up to the counter and leans on it.
"You know, a SCRIBE, in biblical terms, is a guy who writes. You want a scribeR."

Meanwhile, the tool guy has gotten me my SCRIBER, he knew what I wanted.

I walk away, rolling my eyes.

It's nice, you know, the silent taunts and jeers my class gets when we're doing our trade units. Just because we're girls, doesn't mean we're shit.

We do a better job than the boys, anyways. ;)

Edit: As I was saying, wadeisstillgay is still pretty silly.

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Wooblers 2007-10-11 20:30:14

Pronounce shit RIGHT next time.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-11 20:30:14

How about you go shoot yourself in the nads.

UberBarista 2007-10-11 20:40:02

Horah for sexism!

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-11 20:40:02

Hooray!

Jeffaro 2007-10-11 20:56:37

He probly had sand in his mangina.Dont let the man bring you down!Oh shi-
*runs away*

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-11 20:56:37

lol mangina.

I can supply him with some sanitary napkins for his eternal period.

Ziggy-Stardust 2007-10-11 21:51:45

all your base are belong to us

: check my user page you will see

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-11 21:51:45

Aw thanks.

Monocrom 2007-10-12 11:34:52

Treating girls that poorly is just plain stupid. That d-bag is never gonna get laid, unless he pays a disease-ridden hooker for it. Take comfort in that knowledge, Sweetie.

Girls definitely do a better job than boys when it comes to looking cute in a dress. ~_^

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-12 11:34:52

Eh, one of the other girls in my class got a condenscending remark about how we're making so much noise with our saws and files, and how it's dulling the blades down and everything.

Not like, you know, we do this shit everyday.

And lol. :)

Vousielle 2007-10-14 11:55:38

>Sexist Spam Comment Here<

8912 2007-10-14 18:43:14

that not true we do just good as the girls cuz im a boy if that what your trying to say
we suck at jobs!!!!!!!!!!!

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-14 18:43:14

I didn't say that.

I just said girls tend to do better at it then men. ;)

Fr0z3nb14d3 2007-10-15 00:17:41

You still suck at the general sandwich manufacturing process.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-15 00:17:41

You keep saying that, yet you give me no proof of my "failure" at making sandwiches, even though I do it so often, and I have a gift for doing it.

You need to get the fuck away from my blog and STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE.
*cries*

Sainth 2007-10-15 01:09:09

Generally women are better at detail work than men. Men tend to be better at functionality. This isn't true in all cases, but it is in the majority.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-15 01:09:09

I know.

A part of our "journal" assignments are marked on legibility so that we learn to write neater. The guys don't do so well on this (obviously) as the girls, as my teachers tell me. Eh.

I still don't see why we get marked on it.

Nillions 2007-10-15 10:16:13

I hear Fyndir wants to give you a Golden Shower, you lucky devil, you. ;)

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-15 10:16:13

As he was telling me on the phone, "Golden aura, golden shower."

Quite fitting, I think. :)

Monocrom 2007-10-15 11:52:20

Well Sweetie, legibility is important. If someone can't read what you wrote down, then what's the point. Also, I've known people who took notes in class, then had no clue what they wrote down when it came time to study those notes for a test!

Another thing..... The neater you write, the more likely people will see you as an intelligent, articulate person. If you can write like a scholar, you get thought of as one.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-15 11:52:20

I know it is. That's why for the journals, I write what I'm planning on handing in on a separate sheet so I don't mess up (as much), then I rewrite it very tidily. It takes me about half an hour to copy down a single piece of double-sided paper.

Monocrom 2007-10-16 11:00:12

Well Fyndir, it's a good thing computers funcyion with keyboards.... rather than pens. :P

BTW, left you some advice on your profile..... you perv!

Sevkat 2007-10-16 23:10:11

So... We arent going out, I just made my billionth dollar in my bank account! I know thats what you like!

Monocrom 2007-10-17 13:22:22

Guess again!

Turns out little Jade likes something else more than money! :O

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-17 13:22:22

;)

teehee *blush*

Armour 2007-10-18 11:05:47

Il go get the cow

Bus-Driver 2007-10-18 21:02:11

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/796872">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7 96872</a> (Copy & paste)

I have to hand it to you Jade, it takes good morale to lock a thread full of users kissing up to you.

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-18 21:02:11

Truth.

I try.

Monocrom 2007-10-19 09:50:55

Yeah.... A better idea instead of making a thread about her awesomeness....

NG BBS Awards are coming up. Dobio has already told me he's in the mood this year to do them. And Maus seems to have taken a break from NG.

So......... ~_^

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-19 09:50:55

I'll never win any awards, anyways.

Oh well. :)

Monocrom 2007-10-19 18:07:27

You already won my Award for Most Adorable NGer. ^_^

P.S. - I know you're not a child. So what?

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-19 18:07:27

Aw you. *blush*

And what about me being a children?

Monocrom 2007-10-19 23:14:43

Kinda tough to be children, since there's only 1 of you. LOL ! ;)

But yeah, "adorable" is generally reserved for children.
But you're so sweet, it just seems to fit you. BTW, I still keep forgetting you're an evil Mod. :D

Much <3

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-19 23:14:43

Rofl. I am a children, like you are a men. ;)

Aww, and thanks, Mono. <3

smicothegreat 2007-10-22 19:45:05

wi=urd up homy, how yuz doin to day, member, if ya got any probams, hit mees up on the pm's and i'll be like GLOCK GLOCK!!!!!!!!! on that homy face ya heard me gee!!!( translation:hi jade)

JadeTheAssassin 2007-10-22 19:45:05

Please make sense next time.

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