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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 35, Female

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Aww, Da cuteness! ^_^

Nice job, Sweetie!

But, let Stamper do the cock pics, k?

Awww come on, Mono. I gotta do a cock one.

Or maybe one involving scat. You never know. ;)

Your art seems to be slowly getting better.
HOW DOES SHE SNEEZE?

Thankee. :) You mean I sucked before? :(

And she has a barely-there nose, because I can't draw noses worth a damn.

ohh vry nice!!

Good lighting.

You should start a Picasa Album, so you can host the large versions since Google doesn't give two shits about nudity animated or otherwise. - So long as it's your work, and not someone else's, they don't like people making porn galleries.

I should.

One day. :)

I guess you could try for a nude pic of Fyndir. Cock is better than scat.

Meow.

And I'd remember it from mem--I mean, HEY!

hot

Oh please! ..... We all know Fyndir is the type to send his girlfriend naked pics of himself. :P

I don't have a single naughty photo of him. :(

*hinthint to a certain Scotsman* ;)

that apple is beautiful, lol i like the whole pic, yu drew it, cause its good

It's actually an orb. :) But yeah, I love it too.

I dig short hair :P
I love it.

Not even one??

Oh well, just use your imagination. You could draw him as one of the early Olympic competitors..... You know, since they competed in the nude.

You have an idea brewing in my head. :D

And the idea you left in my head in Fyndir's blog is genius. :D

She needs to be leaning on against a cheery. Theres a message itself there.

And now you want to taste Big Fyndir's poop? D=

*cries*

YUM YUM POOP IN MY TUMMY. :D

If you have a Gmail account, which I know you have, you already have a Picasa Account. You just need to actually verifiy you want to use that service. No hassle at all since they tie it to your Gmail account.

I couuuuuuuuuuuuuld. :D I'll try and do that soon.

I had a feeling you'd like that. :)

Much <3

you do know that if anyone got the chance they would rape you riget?

Um hm.

I wonder what steel-toed boots would feel like going really fast to crunch ones balls....

Hey Jade, PM me if you ever need real-world self-defense info.

I study that $#^% during my free time.

My dad has been telling me that I should check into it, especially if I'm going into trades.

KAPOW. Right in the kisser.

Lucky for you, I have enough experience and skill to tell the difference between Self-Defense Instructors who are for real.... vs. those who are just con-artists and arm-chair warriors.

If you find someone in your local area who teaches self-defense, PM me and let me know about some of the things he told you. I specialize in weapons & tactics. With an emphasis on Knife Combatives. I'll let you know if someone is for real, or if you've been lied to. Feel free to use me! :)

(Yeah, I'm a nice guy with a good sense of humor..... But I take that $#^% very seriously).

Much <3

Quite good, i like it all.

Only thing is, im pretty shite at drawing stuff like that, i keep cocking it up.

wow jade, your works awesome, far better than that of my own