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So I've had my caffeine

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - February 24th, 2009

The first cup of coffee and energy drink in a while.

And I guess THAT'S what's been giving me the really noxious gas I'm now exhibiting.

weeeee.

seriously.
I'm really considering getting a biohazard symbol tattooed near my ass.

this is fucking hilarious.
thank god I'mt he only one in my room.

ETA: Holy crap, second time i've had to go to the bathroom in about an hour. WTF

ETA2: Um, I've never thought I'd say this, but I've felt nervous when I went to bed and kinda paranoid. And I woke up nervous and paranoid, and I have a stomachache.

This isn't good. :(

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Sevkat 2009-02-24 03:23:57

Meth is better

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 03:23:57

Nuh.

Sevkat 2009-02-24 03:24:08

lol i should stop trolling your page

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 03:24:08

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GOD ;-;

Sevkat 2009-02-24 03:24:17

ok, just one more.

Monocrom 2009-02-24 03:50:44

Energy drinks are bad.

Sounds like you'll be pissing the night away. :P

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 03:50:44

I'm fine now. :)

Needed to get readjusted.

And uh, the less sleep I get, the more perky and happy I seem to be. :D

DevourerJay 2009-02-24 15:48:17

maybe you should give up the stuff

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 15:48:17

never!

Prinzy2 2009-02-24 15:51:39

Fast food makes girls fart. :3

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 15:51:39

hehehehe

EnconXV 2009-02-24 16:31:53

Pictures...I demand pictures for future genrations.

*coughandblackmailingmaterialcough*

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 16:31:53

You wanted pictures of me being nervous and having heart palpatations? :/

lawlmaster 2009-02-24 17:38:19

Probably your body trying to expel the caffeine drug from it. thats what happened after i quit MCshitshole's burgers and tried one out a few years later. except i threw up. But your body will probably get used to it again; the more you drink coffy or have caffeine the more you will tolerate it.

<3 :D

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 17:38:19

I had never had that much of a lack of caffeine since I started drinking coffee/dark soda when I was about 5/6.

So my body was like 'WHERE'S THE CAFFEINE?'

And pussied out because it wasn't used to it. -_-;;

igott 2009-02-24 17:55:20

Try using a caffeine shot. That'll get you right up without the pissing.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 17:55:20

Nein.

When I had my cup of coffee last night, my mum was laughing at me because I was going "mmmmmmmm" and had this huge shiteating grin on my face.

It was utter bliss.

I kept burping this morning.

Wrinkles 2009-02-24 18:37:05

I blew my load in your coffee. That's what's making you feel ill.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 18:37:05

I'm fine now.

Elder 2009-02-24 19:30:35

Common for kittens. ;)

I can cure you, but you need this booster shot.

*Takes out 8-inch needle*

HEY! Where are you going?

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 19:30:35

*scampers away*

EnconXV 2009-02-24 22:10:02

I should have been more clear...No, I want pictures of that tattoo. You know, for the kids of the future.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 22:10:02

ohhhhh lol

DevourerJay 2009-02-24 22:16:30

i got shitfaced XD

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 22:16:30

yes you did!

Sevkat 2009-02-24 22:59:07

Coffee makes you paranoid?
How the hell does that work?

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 22:59:07

I was freaking out over something last night, and I kept hearing noises, and I heard a lot of sirens.

FUN TIMES.

Shnam 2009-02-24 23:03:22

You are going to die from your own farts. What a way to go out.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-24 23:03:22

Oh totally.

"Noxious body fumes kill woman, 20".

Monocrom 2009-02-25 02:32:18

Actually, a few years back, there was a true story about a guy who ate a ton of bean stew before falling asleep in a windowless trailer.

You guessed it..... Found dead the next day because his farts displaced all the oxygen in the small trailer. Instead of breathing in air, he breathed in his own methane; and died due to lack of oxygen.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-25 02:32:18

That's the way to go.

Prinzy2 2009-02-25 13:24:27

That would be a horrible way to die, sucking on your own fumes. :(
Killing someone in that fashion would be fucking hilarious though. XD

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-25 13:24:27

rofl

DIED BY FART

FurryFox 2009-02-25 13:37:08

"I'm really considering getting a biohazard symbol tattooed near my ass."
PICS PLZ PICS PLZ!!!!!!
But yeah I stopped drinking energy drinks because I always ended up staying up all night, and getting up for 6 a.m. was no fun.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-25 13:37:08

lol.

lawlmaster 2009-02-25 14:52:34

Maybe you should give yourself an enema, Jade?

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-25 14:52:34

YAY FOR ANAL SEX

Toiletpaper 2009-02-25 17:49:03

I'm still waiting on that website of yours!! >:(

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-25 17:49:03

www.jadesinyourxxxdreams.com?

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