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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 35, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

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you should have your own T.V. show, it'd B funn-E.......unless it ends up like the Sarah Silverman program where its funny but nobody watches it.

uhhhhhhhh

>:( an enema is not anal sex. It is when you clean out all the shit form your ass. i frown upon your ignorance. :(

...

Honestly.

You don't get the connection between an enema and anal? :/

Coffee shouldn't make one paranoid...
Unless they have an EXTREMELY low tolerance to substances.
But, yeah, buy me sushi.

It was late at night, I was completely out of whack.

and no sushi.

Do you take Visa? *swipes between tits*
No ban plz XD

>:(

Walking on thin ice, there.

I'm sowwy. ='(

*gives a cookie with chocolate chips*

you think your farts are bad? you dont know bad until i fart. oooh boy i just farted in your profile.

Well, shit, you completely ruined my insult. I hope you're proud of yourself.

well... i will not be left out...

*takes AmEx platinum, swipes between tits*
also, im ready for my spankin ;)

Getting an ass tattoo?

Pics pl0x.