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Don't EVER drive while talking on a mobile phone. My brother's mate lost 3 points today for that... Oh... And yea... It's... Umm... Dangerous as well... Yeah...

Yeah, I kinda don't want to do that.

I hear if you bring it up and wrap around your shoulder it works better.

Good luck and have fun with driving.

But then I would get tempted to wank in the car. :(

FUCK YOU.

I can only drive in 4 years, guess my age. :3

3??

Congratulations

thanks

Nicely done! Too bad I don't really know what you're talking about ;)

I got my driver's license.

>:
Bite me.

*chomp*

I just realized something...a woman on the road.
I'm thcared... :'(

You should be.

So.... Do your folks let you take the car on the highway yet?

They just want me to stick close-ish to home. And I got nowhere to go by taking the highway besides going down to the uni for no reason. :P

Aww... They want to keep you around for as long as possible. I don't blame them. ^_^

They don't want me a) wasting gas, and b) crashing the car. XD

And you're 20?

Yes and?

Well, if you have a passenger, they can always wank it for you.

Think outside the box, damn.

Oh yeah, forgot.

but ewwwww. not getting my bro to wank me off. that's gross, man, how could you think that?!

Pick up a stranger, then.

Bring a gun though, just to be safe.

rofl.

I've been driving by myself for a bit unde4r a year and a half now, only been driving in city traffic for 2 months, and it can get a little stressful at times for me, but I get off my provisional license in 7/8 months, which'll legally let me drink a little alcohol before I drive :3
Not that I will...

Anyway, congratulations. I'll assume you feel an increasing sense of independence now?

Kinda.

All I need to do now is convince my parents that I won't crash the car. :D

Congratulations!

No roadrage yet? ;)

none yet.

Last time i went driving was around 10 PM a few nights ago.

Was awesome, had MSI going and was like AWWWWWWWWEEEESOME

Shit, I need to get one of things that lets you drive cars soon.

And a car.

And a bubble mailer so you can receive that scrap of a garment and whatever other useless knickknacks I can put in there.

rofl.

Beat you to it? :O

and YAYYYYYYYYYY FAUX FUR!

inb4 Zerok.

I still need to mail off newspapers. :(

First time you get pulled over by a cop, just remember to undo your top button before he gets to your window. ;)

I'll make sure that I'm only wearing a bra. :3

That's a good girl. :P

Yayyy!

go back to norway

Never been. :(

COME TO KENYA!~

If you're so tired, why don't you sleep?

Good Lord woman, do I have to do all your thinking for you?

I do sleep. I just need to figure out what the perfect amoutn of it is.

I either sleep for about 4 hours, then take a nap at 4 in the afternoon, or I sleep for 11 hours and feel like shit.

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