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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 36, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

Vancouver

Joined on 4/5/04

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Are we best friends yet?

I'm tired of looking for a new NG best friend so just say yes.

YAY BFF!!

If we're not best friends by next Thursday I will be really really sad.

WE FRIENDS

Goodie, my nudes are in your inbox!

COOL

Try sleeping for 6-8 hours?

I think that's the healthy range there.

Use an alarm clock.

Not when I can't get to sleep before midnight and i need to be up around 4:30.

Also, I hope you're happy. I broke my left pinky bringing my hands up to give you sleeping advice that you probably already know.

And I'm not joking. I hit it on my desk, now it's broken.

>=(

YOUR PROBLEM, KEEP YOUR HAND OFF YOUR DICK.

I CAN'T KEEP MY HAND OFF MY DICK. IT'S HARD ENOUGH KEEPING IT FROM CAUSING A SOLAR ECLIPSE.

GOD, YOU.

Are you left handed or right handed. I need to know.

Righthanded.

Why?

Getting frustrated by my constant commenting yet?

lolno

lol... still funny... 20 somethign and JUST got license... XD

In NYC, there are grown ass adults who have never gotten their driver's license. So 20 + license = Not that strange at all.

You know you want my swollen blue tally-whacker Jade.

Admit it.

As of last tuesday, so can I. Awesome!