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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 35, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

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YEAH!!

FUCK YEAH.

Hahah. I can drive better than you.

I didn't feel responsible enough to until now, pretty much.

:3

I'm a better driver than my friends are. ;)

Let's hope that by this time next year, I haven't clipped someone's car or gotten into an accident. :3

oh yeah, well i could drive since i was 16 and you are 20 so ha.

Yeah so?

I bet the first car you get, your going to get rear-ended because your 12 lb cock flopped out and hit the brake.

Sh no. :(

I usually tie it round my waist.

I CAN DRIVE BY MYSELF TOO!! We should start a club: No girls allowed.

lolwut

Well, that only makes you just a weee more awesome. Just you wait until I get my licence!

haha, I'll still be more awesome.

I don't need to drive, because I have a JETPACK.

Is it a ROCK-EM SOCK-EM JETPACK!?!

Congrats Sweetie. :)

But driving is like secking... You only get better the more times you do it. Practice often. (I mean the driving).

I know.

I wanted to pick my bro up, but my mum was like 'LOLNO'. :(

Sweet! I passed first time too.

All you need is a car now. Any idea what kind you want?

I'm actually quite happily driving my parents' 04 Camry. If I can find one with the sensitive brakes and gas pedal like it has, I'll be a happy camper.

No driving the driving school's Corollas. Fuck that.

Well... Where are you going to drive? That's the first thing I thought to myself when I first got my license... I was so excited to go and get it, then when I did get it, I was like... okay now what?

And yeah.

To the mall! :D

awesome yay! i'll be getting my permit as soon as i turn 16, which will be in 2 months.

yay

You're not going to miss riding shotgun beside meh?

Never rode shotgun with you. >:(

Want to? :)

I drive

:-(
you're still mad at me? How ever can I make it up to you? :-l

Not mad.

Why mad?

Okay. I understand. Goodbye.

???????

lol i need to teach some a something somethin...

I'm not going to learn how to drive with my knees.

...

just yet.

Took me two tries to get my license... But only because the driving examinor was low on his quota of failed drivers. Oh yeah, they have a quota. If they pass too many people, it looks like they're not doing their job properly. So they fail a few, pretty much at random.

2nd time around, I got an examinor who wasn't a dick.

Yeah, the lady who took me for a spin for about an hour prior to the test was telling me that there are a few dicks and some really nice ones.

Mine was alright, we didn't talk or anything, but it kept me on edge and awake for the most part, since I knew I was starting to get tired from getting up early and being up late since I was worrying about the test.

He told me what I did wrong after, and then said that I did a good job.

phew

20 and you just started driving by yourself? Jesus tits what took you so long?

Irrational fear of driving after a go-kart incident when I was 8.

And the fact that I didn't feel responsible enough to drive until about a year and a half ago.

Lmao, did you run someone over with a go-kart? Cause that would be funneh. :3

I kinda was a speed demon and went WHOOSH around the track, then hit the barrier and jumped it. XD

Judging from the few pictures I've seen of you, your breast cup sizes are very uneven.

I'll need to see them unclothed to make sure.

ok here we go

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