It is kinda of a problem
but
it's not all bad
I like to think of it as a person that has a mind of its own
sometimes you can control it
other times you can't...
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Age 36, Female
Mrs. DevourerJay
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Comments
Watching some hottie eating one of my sammiches and I jizz in my pants
That would be embarrassing
I'll just hold it dawn with a belt
Restocking the pop cooler and I jizz in my pants
yeah
I'd show it off
Doing the dishes and I jizz in my pants
yup especially in class and they ask you to write somthing on the board
I was making coffee and sandwiches at work, and I was like "ohfuck this seriously isn't cool, but thank god I don't have a dick!". lol.
Go and refill the sugar packets and I jizzed in my pants.
Well you've got me there as I jizz in my pants.
Pressing buttons on the POS machine and I jizz in my pants.
lulz
Wiping up some kid's barf and i jizz in my pants.
...
:(
When I was like 15, and my libido was at its peak, daydreaming and having a willie wasn't a good combination.
I think I have a problem. I wasn't imagining anything.
Putting a muffin in a bag and I jizz in my pants.
lol, Jade.
<3
What?
I unwrap the cinnamon buns and the smell hits me and I jizz in my pants.
I was loling at your replies. God.
What's so funny?
Making shitty espresso because decaf espresso sucks with my machine and I jizz in my pants.
Staring myself down in the mirror and I jizz in my pants.
NO.
NO.
BAD MILKMAN. I DON'T LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT WORK.
I have to go fix the toilet cuz it's kinda broken and I jizz in my pants.
How would you know it'd be that long?
My dick?
Because it'd be a nice compliment to my bigass tits.
Cleaning the tables with a blue cloth and bleach and I jizz in my pants.
Boners are the worst thing in the world if you don't want it.
I know.
Getting horny at work isn't good, either.
Cleaning the grill and getting grillbits in my eye and I jizz in my pants.
Hey Jade, there are upsides to having a penis.
For one, you don't have to sit down to take a piss. Also, you wouldn't have to worry about something the size of a bread box ripping your vagina like it was made of silly putty.
I know. :3
Cutting a sandwich in half and I jizz in my pants.
Posting on Jade's userpage and I jizz in my pants.
YOU DUN KNOW ME
Sweep the floor near the grill and i jizz in my pants
welcome to my life :3
YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT
I check my phone in between the rush and I jizz in my pants
Someone needs some loven~
I SO DO.
Cleaning the grill and grillbits go down my front and i jizz in my pants
HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW YOU?!
:O
Cracking eggs into the bowl and i jizz in my pants.
shut up and fuck my mouth
nnnno.
Scraping the milk residue from the steamwand and i jizz in my pants.
When im on lunch, check my phone and i jizz in my pants...
when im in brew, i go hide and check my phone, and i jizz in my pants...
I WONDER WHY. :P
Grumble about how my boss sucks and I jizz in my pants.
Atgod88
Yep, it is embarassing
JadeTheAssassin
Making a sandwich and I put some mayo on and I jizz in my pants