I'm thankful I'm not a girl. Why? Birth. Giving birth is the most embarrassing and painful thing a human could ever go through.
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Not everyone gives birth. But uh. I dunno. Who cares?
THIS IS ABOUT BONERS!
Gagging in the back because some jerkoff didn't use the aerosol spray after taking a shit and I jizz in my pants.
We should have sex!
Nahhh.
Cleaning up someone's mess because they spilt some coffee and I jizz in my pants.
Wow, you must be stuck doing laundry all the time, lately. ;)
I actually hadn't done laundry in forever. My room was a complete mess until yesterday when I cleaned. :D
Drawing on the excess coffee cup and being told I'm good at drawing and I jizz in my pants.
Hey, at least we don't go through pregnancy and bleeding from our reproductive organs ever month for about 4 days. Getting your period during work, now that's a dilemma isn't it?
WHO CARES. THIS IS ABOUT BONERS, NOT CHILDBIRTH. FUCK.
And I've gotten bad cramps at work, yes. It does suck when you feel like you're going to barf, shit yourself, and cry.
Icing the carrot cake and enjoying myself and I jizz in my pants.
Porkys reference ftw.
Huh?
Hearing my stomach rumble because I'm fucking hungry and watching everyone get food and I jizz in my pants.
Learn2Lock newb.
stfu I got interrupted
anywhos
Attacking my friend and pulling on her apron strings and I jizz in my pants.
Xaotik
Luagh unkontrollablee at theiz commnts whyle spellin wodrs inkorrektly and I, wel u gte teh pikture...
Im Lovin' These Lulz...
JadeTheAssassin
Uh ok.
Counting up my tips and seeing i made more than $10 and I jizz in my pants.