Keep your distance people, she's probably trying to lure you in.
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Mrs. DevourerJay
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Comments
*snores*
I wish I could do that, but I got fucking school.
*dozes*
I thought only Bears and other Forest animals did that. Of course, if you were a Duck, you'd be in Brazil by now...
*catches some zz's and mumbles* immabearrrr *zzzzz*
Go Ahead and Sleep Jade
*Starts Planing takeover*
*opens an eye*
*goes back to sleep*
But jobbob1 she's more beautiful when she's deadly.
*slumbers*
* Wakes up.*
*rolls over and slaps your face*
Sleep well, Sweetie.
*Puts badly deformed teddy bear next to her*
I'll wake you on the 15th. :)
*hugs teddy bear tight*
GET I MY BELLLEEEHH!!
<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1LtwU">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1 LtwU</a>
*dreams*
I wish you have nice dreams =) .
*mutters and rolls over*
Woah Jade is hawt :o
*smiles in my sleep and snorts*
*Kicks Jade in the balls hoping she will wake
*opens my eyes and tackles Murad down*
Never mind, she's asleep.
Everybody back the FUCK up, I got dibs on first. ;)
*mauls you the fuck up*
Alright Elder. You get the plastic bag. We strike at 12 tomorrow.
*eats your throat*
I'm cold Jade! :-( We should cuddle!
*cuddles you all covered in blood* warmmmmmmmm
O.o BOOBIES!
*pokes the Moderator Boobie*
*reaches over and tears your balls off*
*pokes with stick*
*impales you with stick* ALL I WANTED WAS SOME SLEEP
LION, TIGERS, AND JADES, OH MY!
*roars*
*pokes with a stick, then joins in*
*grumbles*
*Beats you with an Ogre stick*
Get BACK, Demon! I said I get first dibs!
C'mere, Seven, I've got a little surprise for you!
I'M NOT AN OGREE IMMA BEARRRRRRRRRRRR
*eats Elder up*
jobbob1
aww, kids look, isnt she cute? dont touch her, if she is awakened she can go from beautiful to deadly in less than a second
JadeTheAssassin
*snoozes*