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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 36, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

Vancouver

Joined on 4/5/04

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Comments

aww, kids look, isnt she cute? dont touch her, if she is awakened she can go from beautiful to deadly in less than a second

*snoozes*

Keep your distance people, she's probably trying to lure you in.

*snores*

I wish I could do that, but I got fucking school.

*dozes*

I thought only Bears and other Forest animals did that. Of course, if you were a Duck, you'd be in Brazil by now...

*catches some zz's and mumbles* immabearrrr *zzzzz*

Go Ahead and Sleep Jade

*Starts Planing takeover*

*opens an eye*
*goes back to sleep*

But jobbob1 she's more beautiful when she's deadly.

*slumbers*

* Wakes up.*

*rolls over and slaps your face*

Sleep well, Sweetie.

*Puts badly deformed teddy bear next to her*

I'll wake you on the 15th. :)

*hugs teddy bear tight*

GET I MY BELLLEEEHH!!

<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1LtwU">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1 LtwU</a>

*dreams*

I wish you have nice dreams =) .

*mutters and rolls over*

Woah Jade is hawt :o

*smiles in my sleep and snorts*

*Kicks Jade in the balls hoping she will wake

*opens my eyes and tackles Murad down*

Never mind, she's asleep.

Everybody back the FUCK up, I got dibs on first. ;)

*mauls you the fuck up*

Alright Elder. You get the plastic bag. We strike at 12 tomorrow.

*eats your throat*

I'm cold Jade! :-( We should cuddle!

*cuddles you all covered in blood* warmmmmmmmm

O.o BOOBIES!

*pokes the Moderator Boobie*

*reaches over and tears your balls off*

*pokes with stick*

*impales you with stick* ALL I WANTED WAS SOME SLEEP

LION, TIGERS, AND JADES, OH MY!

*roars*

*pokes with a stick, then joins in*

*grumbles*

*Beats you with an Ogre stick*
Get BACK, Demon! I said I get first dibs!

C'mere, Seven, I've got a little surprise for you!

I'M NOT AN OGREE IMMA BEARRRRRRRRRRRR

*eats Elder up*

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