*Walks Slowly towards the sleeping Jade, as not to awake and feel the bitchiness wrath. Slowly loads shotgun.*
Keep sleeping Jade, becuase I can see it now. "WATCHurFLAG for mod 2009!"
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*deathstare, tummy grumbling and churning*
I am awake.
Saw this film on Saturday. Kinda reminded me of SevenSeize and Jade, in this blog.
SPOILER ALERT : It's the last scene in the film.....
<a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C-N-kEI_Yng&feature=related">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C-N-kEI _Yng&feature=related</a>
I didn't see anything that made it NSFW, Monocrom. >: ( I was waiting for boobies.
*slow start for the race to the end of my intestine*
Oh yeah, the link is NSFW.
Sorry.
I don't see what's NSFW besides stabby stabby.
*halfway through my large intestine*
THIS IS BORING SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING
MOVE OR SOMETHING, DAMMIT >:(
*eats Black-Ops*
*Elder500's smelly remains are still working through my intestines*
I hope you've stored up plenty of fat for the cold winter months.
What am i saying,of course you have!
...Please don't kill me.
*eats you up too for the hell of it* I hope the acid's super concentrated.
*Puts a bottle of wine in Jade's hands and backs up slowly... *
Sweet dreams ^^.
OK THANK YOU
I got inside of you, one way or another. ;)
Back to the story:
*Breaks out of intestine*
Dammit, woman, keep your juices to yourself!
Now, SIT DOWN!
Don't make me do this!
*Takes out bear whip*
*eats you again*
gj;origh;roiuhgrhjr;pho
*poke poke*
eggijorgihogrehurfehwef
*tosses in sleep*
you're sleeping lol
*pokes your shoulder*
Im going to airmail you some Cinnamon Toast Crunch
And some luv <3
I WON'T EAT YOU IF YOU DO THIS
*pokes with a stick*
Ewwwwww.
YOU'RE EWWWWWW
If you watch the unedited version of the film, there's a shot of the girl's naked ass. (The one who says she's not cold). Overall, the film was pretty good.
Also, many workplaces consider stabby stabby to be inappropriate. (People are so uptight, sometimes).
a butt lol
* leaves jade alone*
did i win?
you still fail
Night.
Ignore the gigantic pile of bills when you return.
I'LL EAT THEM OM NOM NOM
Jade .......
I must ask you something.
Will you marry me - here's my ring - 0-()
wutttttttttt
yeah.... that's what I should do
you should..?
*builds small campfire* We can roast them Jade.
mmmmmmmm roast user
I poop on your chest.
I didn't tell you to fuck off, did i?
Shes awake!
Run away!!!
>: (
cast
Ur nevar pissy
JadeTheAssassin
*starts the delicate process of digesting human*