Why I have been very bored as of late

I have been without Guitar Hero, since the TV I played it on has basically been reduced to nothing but a black box showing nothing but a morose black.

So, instead, I've been lurking on the Interwebs and haunting all you NGers. Have you noticed? ;)

And go bother Fyndir. He has a countdown on his userpage and I don't know what it means. Tell him to tell me. :D

Edit: Just as I got home from the pub, had this weird guy in this house that's supposed to be torn down, but may be a possible grow-op (the bazillionth in this apparently "wealthly" neighbouhood), yell out to me through the window (maybe after hearing my heels clicking down past the house?) and asked what my name was.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY NAME. COME UP TO ME AGAIN, AND I'LL CUT YOU WITH MY BOXCUTTER TILL YOUR LIPS RESEMBLE A FUCKING OCTOPUS AND YOUR EYES ARE EMPTY OF THEIR VISCOUS FLUID.

fucking douche.

I've been feeling rocker chick-ish lately. Dunno why.

Why I have been very bored as of late

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Jon4life 2008-01-12 20:48:46

I go to school, you're luchy ;(

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-12 20:48:46

pft. I rather be going to school.

Onett 2008-01-12 22:23:46

Think you need a new TV meh love.

I hope you stalk me on NG, DEN I'LL BE LIKE, BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE.!

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-12 22:23:46

I KNOW I NEED A NEW TV, LIEK DUH.

Onett 2008-01-13 00:06:51

Get back in the kitchen, don't you ever disrespect me in public ever again.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-13 00:06:51

I'm sorry, massah.

UberBarista 2008-01-13 00:13:30

I have a small handheld tv with composite inputs I'm willing to donate.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-13 00:13:30

Send for free plz.

UberBarista 2008-01-13 00:14:43

Little hostile there eh?

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-13 00:14:43

And very. I threw back two Guinnesses and when I get uncomfortable about my safety and the fact that I won't be able to walk down my street without being keyed up and afraid that someone's going to come and get me, well, sir.

I get nasty.

Monocrom 2008-01-13 04:44:36

So you've been haunting us?? Well, that explains the weird feeling of being hugged that I kept having. ;)

Countdown is likely a surprise visit to your place. Oooo..... He's gonna be pissed when he arrives, and there's no T.V.

As for the weird dude..... You did the right thing. But next time, have one of your brothers stop by at the pub to walk you back home...... Or, you could just PM me for that self-defense advice I offered a few blogs back. You don't have any problems about making guys bleed, do you. (BTW, not joking about that last part).

PillowPants 2008-01-13 07:38:44

did i ever tell you im special?

*Special Olympics theam*

Monocrom 2008-01-13 23:38:36

Aww.... cute pic. ^_^

SardonicSamurai 2008-01-14 17:42:10

You are getting REALLY GOOD! :D

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-14 17:42:10

Thank yew Steve. <3

WilliWowza 2008-01-14 19:54:22

That poor guy's probably dead now.

I need some eye shadow like that.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-14 19:54:22

What guy? :P

And so do I. I like the neon colours, SO FUN. :D

Gagsy 2008-01-14 20:08:43

Can I borrow some of your talent please?! >=[

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-14 20:08:43

Sure, why not.

It's not like you're asking for some of my boobies, which is what my friends ask for. >:(

Sevkat 2008-01-14 21:21:57

MAKE A NEW HEADER, FOOL

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-14 21:21:57

I HAVE.

UberBarista 2008-01-15 00:00:41

This is by far the best you've done IMO with your art.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-15 00:00:41

You think so?

Remember those pictures I took with the really, REALLY bad hair and everything?
Took one of the poses from that and got... inspired by it. :P So yeah.

YAY!

Monocrom 2008-01-15 12:01:48

Your Header is so much less disturbing now...... Yay! ~_^

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-15 12:01:48

Not so scary? :P

yodd 2008-01-15 18:10:53

Jade is a good le ariste.

I like how everytime I look at your blog, or posts your art has improved GREATLY. And I don't know why, btu that Drawng makes me think of Samus, only a bit more... loose looking.

Good job.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-15 18:10:53

I try.

I hadn't really done anything in a while (mainly because I've been horrifically uninspired), so I was somewhat heckled into getting something done. So I got it done, and pretty quickly in comparison to a lot of my other pieces, so I'm happy with it. :)

So thankee. <3

C-Hawk 2008-01-15 20:08:54

Hi, love the new drawings.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2008-01-15 22:10:08

OMFG HAWT :-)

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-15 22:10:08

I KNEW YOU'D LIKE. :D:D:D:D:D

Gagsy 2008-01-16 12:44:32

I'm alright in the boobs department frankly, just ship some of that drawing talent over, I'll give it back eventually! I promise! >='[

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-16 12:44:32

You better.

I'll write up a contract.

someguy789 2008-01-16 21:26:33

The nose scares me.

It will devour my soul.

AniMetal 2008-01-17 16:30:43

NO GUITAR HERO! OH NOES!

Really though, how can you be bored with this fine newgrounds to play on?

JadeTheAssassin 2008-01-17 16:30:43

Because I have concentration issues.

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