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Posted by JadeTheAssassin - July 21st, 2009

They're conspiring against me.

They want me to cut my hair. They are adamant about it.

I don't want that. I am FURIOUS that they want to.

It would be their birthday present for me--chop off my locks, put makeup on, and drag me to a lounge to "flaunt off my new look", which is, I think, to go pick up guys or some stupid shit.

I don't want to take part in this at all. I LOVE my hair. I've grown it out for 3 and a half years. If I wanted it cut, I would have cut it AGES ago. I don't care if I have split ends--it's my own bloody hair, and it's mine to do what I want with it.

"But it'll look so much better! YOU GOTTA TAKE A FEW INCHES OFF, IT'S ONLY HAIR".

Only hair to you.

One of the few attractive things I find about myself, something I pride myself in doing (I have a problem with keeping things the same when it comes to my hair--I get antsy about dying my hair if it's been more than 6 months since I've had a different colour). I don't see why they have to throw a fucking bitchfit about MY hair.

No wonder I don't like hanging out with them anymore. :/ They forget about my birthday, don't bother making contact with me, hassle me about making a Facebook account, and made me feel bad in high school.

Why fucking bother anymore.

If the barbeque on Sunday is a way of them trying to force me to get my hair cut, I'm severing contact. I'm not joking. It fucking PISSES me off that they've taken up a cause that I don't see as being just.

Just for that, I'm going to hold off on ever cutting my hair to spite them.

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Lublub194 2009-07-21 17:27:57

Haha. I understand that feeling.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-21 17:27:57

The feeling of putrid anger and resentment?

thelittleemo 2009-07-21 18:29:03

Well tell em to stop it, you want your hair the way it is. But ban them irl if they keep on bothering you :P

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-21 18:29:03

If by irl ban, you mean threaten with knives and my nails of doom?

then yes

Industriel 2009-07-21 22:53:37

You should put on a wig that reaches to your knees,

That'll really push they're buttons :)

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-21 22:53:37

My hair reaches down to about an inch or two above my ass. :P

CryogenChaos 2009-07-22 00:33:20

Pfft, what slutty bitches.

Don't they get that you have no reason to "flaunt your new look"?

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-22 00:33:20

rofl

I was talking to my dad about it, and he was like "well, maybe they're trying to be nice, or they're trying to help me out" and some other reasons that made me go >: (

Knights 2009-07-22 01:19:50

Fuck fashion and the newest trends, beauty is what you make of it. If you find that having long hair makes you sexy, then beat the shit out of anyone who tells you otherwise.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-22 01:19:50

I don't think I should beat them up. The friend that I glared at and discussed it with knows karate. D:

Monocrom 2009-07-22 03:07:43

Aren't these the same flat-chested friends who are horribly jealous of you well-endowed rack??

They're jealous of your hair. They just figure it would be a lot easier to convince you to chop off your hair, instead of your....

They're jealous again! Screw them!

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-22 03:07:43

It could be. >_>

They all have short-ish hair, the longest being about shoulder length.

THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY PENIS.

Endless-Psychoticism 2009-07-22 05:18:48

Just say "Fuck you all." That'll get the point across.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-22 05:18:48

I will if they decide to bring out scissors on Sunday.

My mum's been reminding me to put my hair up in a tight bun.

Monocrom 2009-07-22 13:06:00

Tell those can't-satisfy-a-man titless wonders to go to Hell! :P

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-22 13:06:00

oh uncle Monocrom. :3

DevourerJay 2009-07-22 20:21:14

hair down to your ass... sexy :3

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-22 20:21:14

just wait till it hits my knees! :D

Excursius 2009-07-22 22:24:52

grab their cocks, that'll solve all the problems.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-22 22:24:52

They don't have any D:

blanblan 2009-07-23 00:46:42

They probably think they're being funny and that you are tight enough with them that you'll get each other without being offended.

I say you do cut them out.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 00:46:42

No, they're completely serious.

noodle144 2009-07-23 01:55:12

Simple cut their hair. see how they like it. (bald or mowhawk for exra lulz)

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 01:55:12

I have a limit, you know. :P

Monocrom 2009-07-23 02:51:26

You're too nice sometimes, Sweetie.

Wasn't Paul supposed to teach you how to be mean-spirited and hate-filled??

I guess he'd have an easier time teaching a puppy to be mean-spirited and hate-filled.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 02:51:26

Probably.

danicos 2009-07-23 02:56:35

Listen to your heart...Follow it!

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 02:56:35

Time to cut friends' hair brb

jakenator85 2009-07-23 04:16:02

What if you did cut your hair? I really need to cut mine, I hate swinging my head around just to get it out of the way.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 04:16:02

I don't WANT to cut it.

SupraAddict 2009-07-23 17:03:57

cool story, bro.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 17:03:57

no one cares

Sinitech 2009-07-23 19:30:06

Fascinating.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 19:30:06

I know.

MaddieLion 2009-07-23 20:53:07

shit. my friends always want me to cut my hair. they all say i look like a hippy or a girl :( . but i dont cut it just to piss them off :D

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 20:53:07

:D exactly

BrokenPaw 2009-07-23 20:55:57

So lemme guess... You not having a good day today or what?

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-23 20:55:57

Meh.

jmalouin7 2009-07-24 03:53:54

Shave your head. Collect all the hair, then wear it as a wig.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-07-24 03:53:54

But I don't WANT to shave my head.

I considered buying a wig, though. :3

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