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Fun day

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - June 7th, 2009


Slow Sunday at work, so shitty tips.

Last day working with my friend for a month, so now it's me, my boss, boss' cousin, other coworker, and other guy who can't work more than 1/2 days a week till his finals are done. *sigh*

Guy creepily ogled my ass and legs as I was making his coffee.

On my way home, I saw a guy biking up the street with what appeared to be two dogs of his. I guessed wrong, as they stopped chasing the cyclist and started running towards me, barking their heads off. I froze, not knowing what to do, hoping that someone would hear the dogs. Then one of them circled around me and I -think- nipped my ass, then distanced itself and continued barking. They both looked like they were seriously pissed off, and I was frozen in place.

The owner then called the dogs back. I don't think she saw me, though. I walk by that house almost every day on my way home from work. Definitely not walking down that way anymore, I guess. Not allowed to carry knives/bear spray/mace, so I'm pretty much screwed if I have a coyote/dog/raccoon/homocidal maniac come after me.

You'd wonder why everyone wants me to switch jobs.


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Lol.

I guess that's what you get for being black.

But i'm so pale. :(

That's why normal people carry guns.

Yeah, I don't think the law would let me.

I wonder why those dogs didn't maul you...

Because they got called off before they could maul me?

I think you should switch jobs too.

That whole dog & ass thing brought back horrible memories from my childhood. Let's just say I got more than nipped back there. The owner grabbed his dog and took off. Ironically, for someone without pepperspray, you did the right thing. Running would have been worse. (Trust me, I know).

Irresponsible dog owners should be beaten with a stick covered in shit. You should report her to the police. Tell them what happened. I'm pretty sure Canada has leash laws. She let her dogs run wild. Thankfully nothing serious happened to you.

You know it's a bad day when the creepy perv who stared at your ass & legs wasn't so bad.

What else could i have done? The dogs would have caught up with me lickity split and I would have pretty much been like a drowning person gasping for air.

The dogs belong to the house I was just walking past--I guess they escaped from the backyard somehow. I'm glad it didn't escalate into me getting seriously injured, or having to hurt the dogs, but I'm fairly sure that if I got bit, I would have broken my toes to kick them off.

I couldn't remember much detail about what kinds of dog, other than the slightly less aggressive one was a chocolate colour, while the biting one was a tan colour. I looked through Wikipedia to no avail.

*sigh*

Can I send you an all-natural dildo that goes to a foot?

Nnno.

Charge the dogs, act like your in charge and you're dominate, I had a neighbor with pit bulls, who where trained to take people down, they chased me, I used to run after shitting myself, (I was young) until one day I had enough, I grabbed a shovel and charged at it while throwing a few rock, it ran away and never bothered me again.

Btw you're not allowed to carry knifes, or mace? according to what, the law?
is the law going to protect you if the dogs do attack you? screw the law, keep a switch blade, or at least mace on you, concealed at all times just in case I don't want you getting hurt.

I stood my ground, pretty much. I was tempted to run, but then I thought that that would be the worst thing to do. I was scared to charge it, thinking it'd jump at me. I didn't have anything to use as a weapon other than tossing my cellphone or using my purse.

No concealed weapons, as far as I know. I'd have to check up on BC law and see what I can carry on me without a permit. bah, no luck, since Canada sucks and I'd have to go to the library/police station to see what's legal. Apparently, flip blades are. :/

I just thought of this If they are female, the show them bitches who's boss

I wasn't checking out their genitalia to see. :P

I think you misunderstood. I mentioned that holding your ground and not running away is best, if you don't have pepperspray on you. As a kid, I tried to run from a dog. Yeah, definitely not a good idea. :(

I had something totally relevant to say about your post, then i got distracted by your banner O_O

The guy thought your ass was hot. But the dog was like "OMG WTF DIDNSHENJUST POOP OMGWTFBBQ" then ran off.

Bet you farted in the dogs face.

Guys also stare at my lower body when I'm making coffee.

So the perv didn't check out your chest? Even for a perv, that's just weird. ;)

Give this man a medal, he is the greatest 0__0
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im sorry ill try not to stare next time :(

ok, you didn't hurt the dogs, good jade :)

Not awesome. :-(