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feeling mechanical

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - April 29th, 2009


My chest is full of lead.

My heart's like a slow-turning, rusty gear.

My brain's like an overheated engine.

I feel like the tinman.


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Come to Alberta, we have oil.

SQUEAK SQUEAK

Don't be a racist.

wtf you

"My chest is full of lead."

Oh my, I may need to inspect that.

:3

Lead bosoms

What a coincidence, I feel like the scarecrow since I'm loosing my mind.

If you only had a brain. <3

For some odd reason, every time I visit your page, I have a sudden urge to see the movie "Boondock Saints" again.

Why is this?

Also, I hear following the yellow brick road cures most of the symptoms exhibited here.

WATCH IT.

I should too.

If you only had a brain

I NEED A HEART

and an oil change

I'm sure Fyndir would be happy to pump you full of "oil."

:P

teehee :3

Are the optical cameras in your head are failing?

They have been for many years

Don't worry, that's just the swine flu.
:)

OHSHI--

No, the correct term isn't lead, it's milk. >XD

Nice hearing from you, jade!

lololol

i can give you my special oil... its creamy... and it will inhibit rust

IT'S STICKY AND CRUSTY

Well, then I'd be the lion.

COURAGE, MAH BOI

err...

...good to know?...

You're the Wicked Witch of my butt

I smell a lie. You don't have a heart.

That's what the Tinman needs. :(

No replies makes this blog feel empty inside. :(

All I hear is a hollowing ringing sound, when tapping on this lead blog. So sad.

Yeah, I made it when I was in a really bad mood.

TIME FOR A NEW ONE SOON!