My subconscious likes to throw me mental curveballs every so often to make sure that I don't feel happy at any given point.
For example, my dream this morning...
I originally started off being at a cake festival, and was looking at wedding cake toppers (I saw some fairly cute ones that I was like OMG BUY NOW FOR LATER WEDDING!!). Then it got bad somehow..
then it lead to this (I swear work is making me lose my mind, this is evidence of that)...
It was a summery day at work (I don't know why my work dreams lately take place in the summer), and for some stupid reason, my boss thought it'd be a good idea to buy a dog to keep at work. So I took on training it.
It was a fucking nuisance--it kept doing running jumps in order to bite me. So I'd grab his muzzle and sternly say no. I must have gotten bitten more than a dozen times at this point by this little hellion--I think it had a bit of collie in it, and I've seen a hyperactive miniature collie before.
So I'm in the back, getting something in the cooler, and the dog decides to come and bite me again. Kneejerk reaction is as it's latching itself onto my arm is to smack it on the back. It lets go and seems hurt. Lovely. So I kind of run off, going oohfuckohfuckohfuck.
Animal Control gets called in, with all these people in the cafe. I'm getting an espresso shot ready, and I'm trying not to get a lot of attention garnered on me, so I keep my back turned. One of the officers is filming for some stupid reason, then comes behind the counter (where a few of my coworkers are) and kind of stands next to me, talking away.
Then he turns to me, looks at my hands, then looks at my face, and tells me that my hands are cold, and that from my eyes, he can tell I've seen a lot of dead people, and that I'm dead inside.
JT1
That is a very strange dream. I wish I could explain it, but I am totally unqualified in the field on dream analysis.
JadeTheAssassin
Apparently dreaming of a dog doing bad things means i got inner conflict and whatnot. :/