I think the cold medicine I took had something to do with it..
Alright, so I was on the computer, doing what I would usually do. Except I was chatting with Tim Allen and his TV wife from Home Improvement. I tried taking a picture of this for proof to show to people, but the weird thing is, when I was taking the picture, it wasn't Tim Allen who was in the webcam window.
It was this scruffy-looking guy with glasses. Apparently, he's known as this child molestor/paedo, and I knew it right away.
Out of fear I'd get in big shit with the cops over it, I ran outside into the dark streets, looking for this little girl who I somehow knew was going to go see him.
I find her, and she looks a bit like Maddy McCain, except with a longer face. She's toting around her computer tower with receipts on the top. I tell her to stop, and she does. So we hop onto this bus and we're driving along this country road.
We finally get off at a farm, and we look around. There are huge machine parts everywhere, and the one of the farmhouses looks dilapidated and old. We continue looking around, hoping to find someone, but who did we end up finding?
The Firefly family from House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects.
Later on, Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding, and Otis were walking along in a fairground, where they come upon this weird hamburger stand. Baby wants this REALLY spicy chicken burger, so this Chinese vendor lady hands her the spiciest one.
Complaining about it not being hot, Baby throws it back, wanting more in it. The poor vendor puts more of the chicken and bacon in it (I don't know), as well as some pickles, and Baby eats it quite happily. Although by this time, she was thrown in jail with Otis and Spaulding.
And that is when I got woken up by Chris Martin singing about clocks, and the realization that my head cold is progressing into my throat. :(
Oh well.
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JadeTheAssassin
Buckleys.
And I really don't want to work tomorrow and infect people.