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Everything sucks

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 31st, 2009

Work can go suck a fuck.
People coming out in droves today can suck a fuck.
My computer can go suck a fuck.

So computer went kaput on... one day, I don't know. That's why I haven't been on lately. Dad's SLOWLY working on it, since it was his birthday yesterday and his party today.

I really.
really.
really.
REALLY
fucking hate everything.

I'm so tired, so sore, so stressed out, so angry. My mind is full of fog, I can't think properly, and I can't wait to get home during the day so I can sleep and bide my time till the computer gets back up fully. I'm posting on the innerwebs cuz dad's still working on shit, but i thought people would want to know where I was, even if you don't care.

I just need to go hide.

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Steelers 2009-01-31 23:51:29

How do i suck a fuck?
Seriously. :P

JadeTheAssassin 2009-01-31 23:51:29

Go suck a fuck.

imapanda 2009-02-01 00:48:15

someone needs a power nap...
while youre angry,you cant really say anything like that...
like you said "my mind is full of fog," so maybe you should go play fishing girl or watch some egoraptor flashes and cheer your ass up....

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 00:48:15

I've been coming home and basically falling asleep on the couch while watching TV. My parents don't seem to want to wake me up, just letting me catch up on sleep. Which is nice.

Monocrom 2009-02-01 03:15:53

It's okay, Sweetie.

You know we care. If we didn't, you wouldn't have any comments in your User page.

;)

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 03:15:53

Aw you. :)

DevourerJay 2009-02-01 07:38:46

>.> <.<
umm...

SUCK A FUCK!!!

umm... that doesnt do it for me...

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 07:38:46

SUCK MY FUCK. :D

slackerzac 2009-02-01 09:13:30

Donny Darko, good movie but a bit out there.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 09:13:30

still lulz

igott 2009-02-01 10:30:29

ALRIGHT! Everyone, I proclaim the Jade Fund! We're going to raise money for Jade to go on a vacation and shit.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 10:30:29

Oh thank god. :D

good idea.

Prinzy2 2009-02-01 13:51:38

What's with all this fuck sucking.

Go have a hot bath with scented candles, a girly magazine like Hustler, then go masturbate furiously and have a nap.

You'll feel better.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 13:51:38

I would if I wasn't on the rag. :(

Monocrom 2009-02-01 17:32:01

Let's all chip in, and get Jade a penicorn from the NG store. :)

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 17:32:01

omgyes :D

I wonder if Tom takes cheques for buying shit at the store--I'd be all up using my cheques, y'all.

14hourlunchbreak 2009-02-01 21:14:02

Your job here is kaput!

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 21:14:02

wut

Anozke 2009-02-01 21:40:34

Bah... I know how you feel. Getting a knife and stabbing the skittles out of a pillow sometimes solves a nasty angry problem. Or expertly stabbing the skittles...

Don't decend too far into the pits of eternal rest at the bottom of a styrofoam-peanut-filled box. Being grouchy isn't healthy.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 21:40:34

I'm ok now--had a good 12 hours of sleep.

TehdeShite 2009-02-01 21:56:41

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Sinitech 2009-02-01 23:19:24

"I would if I wasn't on the rag. :("

Well, there you go, the cause of all your problems. I wonder if when God was making girls, he just thought, "Well god damn! Girls get all the good shit! I better give them some sort of drawback, or all I'll get is complaints."

And PMS was born.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-01 23:19:24

No, no. That shit happened near the end of all my damn problems.

Phalanx 2009-02-02 00:09:12

You need some ice cream. Cookies n cream, or cookie dough? I'll join yah. : )

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-02 00:09:12

Chocolate, kthx.

DevourerJay 2009-02-02 01:59:34

i got a better idea... how about you Suck MY fuck??

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-02 01:59:34

Ohhhh you. :P

reverend 2009-02-02 05:13:52

Sounds like you need a vacation.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-02 05:13:52

yes, yes I do.

MrShadowW 2009-02-02 11:54:07

Don't worry, your dad will fix your pc meanwhile, read a book or something to clarify your mind, good luck with the pc thing, see you sometime Jade.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-02 11:54:07

It's basically been fixed now.

I've been going crazy with the lack of MSN.

Elder 2009-02-02 17:26:21

Lol.

Sinitech 2009-02-02 22:46:44

I recommend buying The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. Even a woman can appreciate the awesomeness contained in that book.

It sure brightens my day when I'm annoyed or bored.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-02 22:46:44

I've owned it since it first came out, lol.

EnconXV 2009-02-02 23:02:09

Play a game, read a book, do some exercise or simply go punch something over and over. Yeah...punching things always works for relieving stress.

Also, obscure reference time...

"This world is filled with thick, heavy fog..."

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-02 23:02:09

It's getting better. I'm on day one of two days off in a row, and I'm really really really dizzy for some reason.

Sevkat 2009-02-02 23:55:59

HAY JADE I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE BUT YOU MUST BE FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!#$@&^$*#&$^#&^$

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-02 23:55:59

wow that's totally not my picture in my profile lololololol who knows what i look like

Everything sucks

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