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Lolwut?

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - January 3rd, 2009


I got asked today by a customer if I owned the cafe I work at.

After saying no, I asked him why he thought that.

His response?

"Because you're always here."

:(

I've been told that so much in the past year--it's kind of scary when you get asked if you EVER leave.

I do, honest. :(

Edit: I GOT ASKED AGAIN, WTF?

and also, boss is not keeping the newer, later hours, so shittttttttttt. :(


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What are you taking for Collage?

automotive shit, mainly focusing on Ford models.

Haha, So it seems you never go home!

Apparently not.

I just shut down for the evening and I go curl up in a freezer.

You should get paid extra for that. ;)

I wish I did.

I get the highest pay besides my boss.

That's how cool I am.

If that were true, I couldn't see yourself here on Newgrounds very much.

Unless, of course, you were slacking on your job?

We open at 6, close at 5:30. Basically a 12 hour day, but I'd still have time for NG.

and no computers at all at work besides those brought in by customers for their own use.

:(

I can't really slack.

12 hours? That's pretty long. :I

nono, I don't actually work that long. :P It's how long the store's open, and if I was hypothetically there all the time, I'd be there for 12 hours every day. :P

that's a good sign that you need a break.

nahh.

well, yeah.

thats actually scary if an idiot mistakes a worker for an owner. even owners aren't always at a place.

...

My boss seems to be.

But I apparently act like the owner.

Your sammich-making skills must be off the chart. :)

All about the till/coffee-making skills and such. :D

lolol... im sorry but thats comdedy gold right there... XD
it would've been funnier if he asked you if you lived there too... XD
<3 u though

It's plain to see, if you ever came to visit, that there's no way a bed would be able to fit in there.

lol

Haha, I can't believe it!, bring me some coffee sweetheart xD.

*leaves 5 bucks in the table as a tip*

Excellent service.

Sorry, couldn't stop myself for this ^_^U

:P

THANKS FOR THE TIP! <3

So, where exactly is this coffeeshop? Tri-state area?

It's in Canada, hopefully where you aren't.

:3

If your boss wasnt around, why dont you just say that you ARE the boss? :)

mmmm because most of the customers know that I'm not the boss? :P

I seem to be there more than he is nowadays, anyway.
I guess his trust in me has risen (yayyy) or something. Most of my customers actually make conversation with me, when about a year ago, they'd barely speak a word to me.

Which makes me feel worth something. :)

Careful Sweetie..... Your e-stalkers might actually drop by if they knew where you work. :P

Also..... Happened again? Maybe the customers just remember your smiling face each time they walk in. Trying throwing some hot coffee on them to scare them away. :D

lol

I apparently act chipper, as I was told.

I can be pleasant, honest. :P

I thought NGBBS Mod was a full time job :<

I'm magic--two fulltime jobs!

at least you dont work at mcdonalds

truth!

North Jersey.
I honestly didn't know you were Canadian, eh?

Because it didn't say in my profile? :P

haha, so it doesn't. lol.

I don't live in Mainframe. :(

Don't take my previous comment as an insult.
I have always wanted to go up there...Preferably Newfoundland...

lol

shit sucks

But that's why they love you! don't you get it silly? :3

<Ejects Game into Mainframe>

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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