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Age 36, Female
Mrs. DevourerJay
Vancouver
Joined on 4/5/04
Posted by JadeTheAssassin - November 8th, 2008
HOW THE HELL CAN A HORSE HAVE A FUCKING CHIROPRACTOR AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE?
I bet the fucking horse gets a fucking discount, while I'd pay $30/hr for that shit.
Fuck that.
And why did I have that disturbing dream about Al Franken and that horse? :(
the thing is that the horses owner is most likely the CEO of some form of compainy and therefore he gets a discount for something.
the discount then is transfered to the horse.
I heard that chiroprators do more damage than any good meaning that the horse who got
ahead will probilily have even problems in the future. problems that may have him end up as glue
(but if it makes you feel better *jabs all your pressure points and dissapears into the night*)
I had a dream two nights ago that I got transfered to a security job in Europe. I worked on Joe's farm with his 4 beautiful daughters. Thing is, I got to know them. Got transfered back to my job in NYC, then went to Germany for a vacation. Ran into Joe's 4 daughters, in a brothel. Scolded them for their immoral behavior. And told them to go home. Their pimp got pissed, and put a knife to my throat. I was about to kick his ass, when I woke up.
Had a dream about 4 hot girls...... And all I did was protect them from a pimp. I wasn't even a customer in the brothel, just walking by the window when I saw them inside.
Point being, dreams are weird. But often display aspects of our own personalities.
You're noble.
I am downright perverse.
Was this horse you speak of named Mister Ed?
Nope.
@_@
uhh, uhh I dunno why either, hon.
Horse cock broke through his stomach.
Actually, it would probably be more like $50-$60/hour for that shit. Then, they'd make you wait 20 minutes before he/she got to you due to another appointment or being "out to lunch". So you would be paying $300 to have someone crack your back.
Still stupid, I don't get the point of animal psychologists, either.
animals even have acupuncture.... its sad really...
Or therapy. lol
I've had worse dreams.
..MuCh worse D:
No you haven't.
I broke my neck, do I need to go to a doctor?
No.
Yea that's stupid. Sooo.... this dream?
It was hot.
Johnny Cash?
!??!
i know right... hell, i dont even have therapy... <.< >.> but i dont need it
DeLuca
How can a horse have a bad back? It doesn't stand up. Even though I think chiropractors are pretty useless to the medical world.
JadeTheAssassin
They just do.