Another worker bites the dust

Edit: ANOTHER ONE GONE, ANOTHER ONE GONE, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUSTS. Jesus H Christ, can't we find RELIABLE people anymore?!

Awwww poop. The newest person at my cafe seems to have given up. She never showed up, and my boss didn't bother calling her when he got to work earlier than normal so I wasn't all by myself.

Oh well, she apparently got reamed out for not improving in three weeks, standing around while me and my work buddy did stuff (she, like a few others before her, never ask if there's something to do...), and she had her boyfriend sitting where we normally take our breaks, and so she kept getting distracted, you know, when my boss was around.
And also, when she first dropped off her resume/got interviewed, her dad came in with her, which is a big nono in the job-hunting world. You go in by yourself, and you leave whoever you brought with you outside.

Oh well. Back down to... *counts on my fingers* 4 people. For now, a new girl is starting tomorrow, and I hope she stays a while, at least, and doesn't magically disappear like a lot of the ones that my boss seems to bring in out of nowhere. And, I swear to God, let her speak decent English. Pleasepleaseplease, it's hard enough with his cousin who is in ESL classes right now and hard enough sometimes with my boss, but doighgugheiwugbf.

Anyone looking to move to Vancouver to work at my coffee shop? Starting wage is $8/hr with tips, and for the first week or so, you get to do dishes and make sandwiches. And you get to hang out with me, and I will do most of the work. But if I catch you slacking off, you're utterly toast.

Please send your resume.

Oh yeah, if you don't have tits, your application's going in the trash. And if you write that you're a pro MTG player, I'm only going to look at it and tell everyone about it.

JUST SO YOU KNOW.

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Onett 2008-10-21 17:44:27

*sends in resume*

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-21 17:44:27

hehehe.

it's gonna get tossed because my boss likes to work with girls.

Knights 2008-10-21 17:44:34

Since when do Guardians work at Coffee Shops?

Also, if you're serious about the resume, you should be more specific on the address, positions, and if the pay comes out to Canadian or U.S. dollars.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-21 17:44:34

I can't be busy with Mainframe shit all the time. It's either the coffee shop (aka Dot's) or working on my rad red car.

And I'm not serious about it, since most users probably won't get hired due to lack of boobs.

And I'm not joking, either.

Knights 2008-10-21 17:48:50

Well, I DO have man boobs, do they count?

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-21 17:48:50

Maybe if you wear a low-cut top, we'll see.

MasarapProductions 2008-10-21 21:03:54

Aw, I'd totally become a transsexual for you...possibly.

Hope you finally get some decent English speaking co-workers! :D

Malachy 2008-10-22 00:33:21

my teets are amazing, where do I sign up

Monocrom 2008-10-22 03:43:55

Well, now we know how a certain Mod got her OTHER job. :D

DevourerJay 2008-10-23 01:23:07

umm, well, i could bribe your boss with a keg of beer... but i dont like coffee all that much... well, do you want a keg of beer jade? you just pay for shipping & handling

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-23 01:23:07

Protip: He likes Johnny Walker.

SupraAddict 2008-10-23 10:58:07

Holy Shit! you've gone blue! D:

SuperSuperKLC 2008-10-24 06:46:28

hey show us your face.

SgtDK 2008-10-24 10:47:50

I wish I was a pro mtg player T_T

Jackotrades 2008-10-26 02:34:46

I would call sexual harassment on the boss for excluding male employees, but then again, if I was the head of a coffee shop whose waitresses and employees were women, AND if I was single, (based upon your description of him) ill probably trash all male resumes as well....

So, instead, I will just grab this bag of chips and watch TV.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-26 02:34:46

He hired his cousin (male) and the brother of a former employee as a favour to her.

He does hire them, but like, unless it's family or as a hueg huge favour.

Odio 2008-10-26 04:33:08

I love you.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-26 04:33:08

orly

Monocrom 2008-10-27 05:40:43

Every guy wants to get laid. Every girl knows that. But everyone pretends there's more to Life than that.

Perhaps there is..... maybe.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-27 05:40:43

Who knows.

EyeLovePoozy 2008-10-27 14:40:26

Where the fucks my sandwich?

JadeTheAssassin 2008-10-27 14:40:26

I'm making it.

Freaki-boy92 2008-10-27 16:12:15

well, I don't live anywhere near vancouver, nor am I the correct gender (but I do have small moobs), so I'm not applying for a job at yours.

sorry!

arcansi 2008-10-27 19:38:09

You're bald.

REDSPADES 2008-10-27 19:38:14

*Sends in resume, highlights are:*

- Bites dust for a job (2 years)
- Has tits (kept in storage for when needed)
- Can do the monkey AND the running man (at the same time.)
- At College (No i dont sleep in and smoke lots of weed, thats my TWIN brother, i swear!)
- Can serve a mean cup of joe (And by 'joe' i mean 'shut the fuck up')
- Will work for food
- Will work for scraps
-... Will work for dust.

"Dust, anyone?"

DevourerJay 2008-10-28 15:33:33

hey Jade... while you're getting Poozy's... get me a BLT with Cheese and a pepsi... there's a tip in it for ya

yodd 2008-10-29 00:40:47

I have man boobs, is that good enough?

I also hate people that do nothing around the workplace. Of course I seem to apply in places I grow tired of in 6 months. So, I am no longer at dollarama, but there is a Boston Pizza opening near by. I could be fucking Iron chef Todd.

Also, jade rox