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JadeTheAssassin
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New topic by me soon...

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - August 23rd, 2007


Yeah. Once I get over the "fuck, I've been up since 3:30 this morning, and I've had some cider, so I'm completely wonky" kind of mindset, I'll get a topic made that I've been meaning to do for a while.

Anyways, in other news, I bought a shitload of new clothes the other day. I FEEL ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. :D

So here's a picture of me in my kickass sunglasses that make me feel like a celebrity for some reason, other than the fact that I went into the grocery store I used to work at, and no one recognized me, and there was this scary-looking produce guy, and yeah. He looks scary, and my mum's obsessed over him cuz he looks scary.

SCARY SCARY.

But not this. This is hot. I'd post a picture of my ass in my new pair of jeans, but your screen would explode from the nice ass you'd see.

New topic by me soon...


Comments

Lindsey Lohen much. WATCH OUT, SHE'S GOT COCAINE UP HER ASS!!!

I wish.
Actually, no. I rather not be Firecrotch. kthx.

You don't look like a mod. You need to shave your head and grow a beard.

Gorillas going through PMS.

hawt

Dayum.

I DEMAND ASS

I THINK I SEE A BOOB - QUICK

*fap *fap *fap *fap

but rly, nice sunglasses :D

Thanks. They are nice sunglasses. :) I got them for $4.00.

Take back what you said about wanting to be thin like me. You are! Sexy picture :)

Aw you. *blush*

i spy a break-up?

also, i can never find sunglasses i like. i'd want cop-shades/aviators, but all the ones i find are made of aluminum and would be crushed into oblivion by my fat ass if i were to get em. >_>

LETS GO RAID MILITARY BASES lullz

What did you do to Fyndir...?

You should be looking more gruff. Like a Mod should.

I feel like saying something like "domestic situation", but I would probably see it later as being rather stupid and would regret it later on.

Besides from the fact I don't believe this exchange, I'll choose to ignore that I don't believe it for more than 2 seconds and use this space to propose to Jade. *_^

lol... a joke right?.. right? >.>;

Woah! ...... You kinda look like Neph. :O

And yeah, I also have to keep reminding myself that you're a Mod. Cause I keep forgetting..... That's not an isult, BTW. :)

$4 for those sunglasses? That's a steal.

And I'd like to see a picture which involves your mad sandwich-making skills in action. Text just doesn't do the job for me.

Omg Jade im jealous of your happiness!

Er......

Talk about an awkward series of comments.

Joking im happy with my life! I got a sweet girlfriend named Carol she is so sweet! and i love her very much! So im not Jealous of anyone!

Wow...your friggin hot! lmao You know I was making a game about newgrounds with all the mods and admins and famous users as bosses and I orgnially thought you were a *gasp* guy! Back in June was when I discovered you were really a girl.

Btw out of randomness what happened to maus? Is it true she stopped coming to newgrounds?

The exploding screen would be worth a look at that fine ass of yours.

you are hawt *drools* just ignore me, desperate tween