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+43 Sandwich-Making Points

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - August 18th, 2007


JadeTheAssassin--you have reached level 20 of Café Barista. Your sandwich making points are currently 61 SMP!

You now have: Confirm order ability!

So my boss told me that I make the best sammiches at the place I work. Which made me go all "NO FUCKING WAY! What about <better worker than me>?"
He said no.
So I high-fived myself in my mind, and my day became instantly a whole ton better, considering I had to go in two hours early (no sleeping in :(:( ), but I didn't mind.
Got like, $10 in tips, so that was woot.

YAY, I GOT MAD SANDWICH SKILLS!
I need to prove myself. I don't know how.

But you'll hear my name, and it'll be associated with sandwiches. And you'll all be proud, because I'm a real woman who stays in the fucking kitchen and does as she's told. :D

And it might explain why I get so many sandwich orders from the guys at the barber shop across the street. :P
Scrambled egg, bacon, salami, and hot sauce on onion bun wtf ew.


Comments

Thank you for ending the Harry potter thread.

Did you mean sammich?

You don't have skills until you can set a sandwich on fire and not have any black spots on it.

What's the point of setting a sandwich on fire unless you like it extra crispy?
:/

Make me a sammich! ...... Cause I bet you make them with love. :)

I'd make you a sammich with love, Monocrom.

Unless I'm overloaded with orders, then I get mad. :P

Hmmm..... Yeah..... I think I'll pass on the sammich made with bitterness & hate. :P

Thank you for ruining a good sexist joke before it's even said.

What joke? :/

Wish I could see those mad skills. But I don't think I'll be able to visit Canuckistan anytime soon. D:

I'll send you a sammich, no worry.
Although it may not be edible. :(

I'd rather you made me a life changing event. Please? *_* Work that magic!

Life changing event being that we fall in love?
Awww, Sarai. <3

Did you level up already?

I got +13 cookie making points after I leveled up.

But I tagged the baking skill at the beginning of the game.

I managed to level up--took me almost a year to go up, but yeah!
I tagged the cashier skills at the beginning.

animehater means the joke about how girls aren't good for much except a handful of things..... like making men a sammich.

What a silly sexist bastard he is! :)

Wait till you reach level 40 Barista. Three words.

MIlk Foam Master

You have a long way to go young Padawan.

Oh god, I can't wait.
I'll cum all over the touch screen...
wait...

:/

POS actually stands for PENIS ON STERNUM. Contrary to popular belief, indeed.

X-Naut - I'll have you know, I have Canuckistan copyrighted.

But..
there's a user on Snopes with the username Canuckistan.

I'M SO CONFUSED.

You realize that your boss told <better worker than you> the exist same thing to boost morale and work ethic. He really despises you both and is searching desperately for your replacement.

I assume.

He sure is desperately searching for someone to replace me during the week, since there will be 2 people, myself included, working for him in a 12 hour window.

And I don't think his English is that good that he'll tell everyone that they make good sandwiches just to boost everyone's morale and to make them stay.

Just because I enjoy sexist jokes doesn't mean I'm a bastard!

good good... NAO WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN??? D:

also, concerning me looking up scotland - i've endured enoughy ears of geography and common sense to know where scotland is - im not retarded :P that, and i've seen trainspotting :3

people are in love with sandwhiches these days.

Wow this made my day. Brilliant just splendid.

Camilla Parkerbouls is a WHORE.

Yes, I know.

Time for a new blog entry.

I'll think of something soon.

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