Hwaaaaaaaaa

Hey guys.

Birthday today, fucking 20, fucking wtf now.
Went to the pub, drank like, a Cosmo, a pint of Strongbow (that my bro stole sips of, that f****t), a Jagerbomb (with my bro's gf), and a Irish car bomb (with one of my bff, and she drank half the pint of Guinness then did the chugging, hahahaha, and the waitress was like, YOU CHUG IT WTF?!?!!? and then we all laughed like it was a sitcom).

The night was awesome. i have my own bailey's, so when my lil bro comes home from work, we're doing MOAR,
MOARMOARMOAR

and I'm not working tomorrow ftw haahahahahaha my bff who had a irish car bomb with me does, and she was feeling the effects like I was. NUMB FACE FTW.

Comments

Log in to Comment

badfurrykitty 2008-06-28 01:35:25

damn you :P

Onett 2008-06-28 01:37:07

Whoa slow down stinky butt.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 01:37:07

pft, afaik I haven't farted at all tonight.

Just needing to pee.
Again.

Onett 2008-06-28 01:44:55

Whoa slow down stinky vagina.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 01:44:55

Hey, just because my period's winding down doesn't mean we need to get into name calling, bub.

freshpow27 2008-06-28 01:47:44

Happy Birthday. It's good you had fun.

Do you do Barista art? ...Seeing how you're a Barista.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 01:47:44

I sadly don't do latte art. Too much in a rush to do that kind of thing, although it's something I want to do.

Onett 2008-06-28 02:10:55

imma have to drop by next year.

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 02:10:55

funfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Monocrom 2008-06-28 02:52:43

Even though you're no longer a teenager, can I still call you adorable? :)

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 02:52:43

anything to keep me from feeling old. :)

TesticleKick 2008-06-28 04:04:02

Calm down Jade, your as drunk as a skunk.

Also, cyber sex please?

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 04:04:02

Correction: was, and not really.

And no.

Pistol186 2008-06-28 13:33:27

lol yea i like some strongbow now and again.
good stuff...

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 13:33:27

I remember--I actually had two pints of it.

Knights 2008-06-28 16:21:15

Was the hangover the equivalent of having a hammer thrown at your face?

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 16:21:15

Nope. I had about 7 hours of sleep, 2 hours prior to sleeping of me just lying on my bed all sprawled out.

I'm shaking like someone suffering from Parkinson's, though. The back of my neck is vibrating, and making my head shake.

Really weird.

Dogmeat 2008-06-28 16:29:50

I'm curious as to what a Jagerbomb and a Irish car bomb is(Yes I realize they're drinks).

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 16:29:50

Jagerbomb is a glass of Red Bull with a shot of Jagermeister dropped into the glass, then chugged.

Irish Car Bomb is a pint of Guinness with a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream dropped into it, then chugged back.

Drugged 2008-06-28 17:28:17

HAPPY BIRTDAY YAY.

JoeAbbt-Grimes 2008-06-28 17:47:58

whos most likely to become an alcoholic? ( puppy playing voice) you are, yoouu are, yes you are

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-28 17:47:58

Not I, not I, not I.

Nillions 2008-06-28 18:45:00

Happy Birthday Jade. :D x

DrSevenSeizeMD 2008-06-29 01:09:54

HEY JADE U R SO AWESOME AND KEWL!!!!

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-29 01:09:54

HEY SEVEN U R SEW AHWESUM & KEWL

Monocrom 2008-06-29 02:37:13

No Birthday podcast?? :(

Show off your Birthday gifts!

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-29 02:37:13

not really, I kind of sobered up for the most part when I got home.

And uh... no. :P

DevourerJay 2008-06-29 06:48:31

well, i wished you happy birthday on the thread, but.. happy bday jade.

and next year you gotta go over the top!

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-29 06:48:31

Thank you.

And probably not. :/

Monocrom 2008-06-29 17:36:17

What do you mean, "no??"

It's not like I'm asking you to post bobs. ~_^

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-29 17:36:17

cuzzzzz.

It's either booze, a virtual pet, temp tattoos, a Gundum model, or manga/comics. :P

0peth 2008-06-30 00:22:04

Jagerbomb's are funny because you feel like screaming and running and mile or doing something else that requires a lot of energy.

Also happy belated birthday. Mine is tomorrow. :D

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-30 00:22:04

I didn't. The caffeine in energy drinks does nothing anymore.

And happy early birthday.

Monocrom 2008-06-30 00:25:15

Oh Jade, you and your booze.... :P

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-30 00:25:15

I got it all from my brother and his gf. And my coworker. :P

DevourerJay 2008-06-30 02:33:15

how about a gundam model while drinking Bacardi 151?? now THATS a party ;)

JadeTheAssassin 2008-06-30 02:33:15

I'm not much of a rum fan.

More Results

Hwaaaaaaaaa

Comments

Log in to Comment

Main Sections

Extra, Extra!

Community

NG Related