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A thought

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - May 16th, 2008


This just occured to me while reading a topic on condoms:

What would it be like to blow up a balloon inside a vagina/ass? How much air would you be able to put into it? What if you couldn't blow up anymore, would it pop inside, or would the air just come blasting right back at you?

Would make for hilarious queefing noises.


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I should make this my next science project.

hehehehehe.

"Air Pressure Inside a Balloon Inside a Vaginal Cavity: An Experiment by (yourname)"

I did a similar experiment with a normal party ballon and inflating it inside my mouth. I used my left nostril to inflate the ballon while it was inside my mouth.

Follow your nose!

That's still pretty awesome. Did it inflate much?

wow...i never ever would have thought of that...

Neither would I.

SPICY QUEEF!

I got it to the size of a human heart, then my ears started to hurt and I just gave up.

That's still cool.

You frighten and enlighten me at the same.

I like to be the contrasting sides to every argument.

I would imagine that it would blow up like normal until it equaled out the pressure exerted by the vaginal walls, at which point the extra air blowing in would have to go somewhere so it would keep going deeper and deeper until it popped. I'm sure if you're taking some sort of science class you could convince the professor to turn it into a lab assignment.

Sadly, no science class. :(
It'd be awesome.

you have a wierd and disgusting imagination.

Yeah, so?

Ah, there's that creative Writer's mind running free. :)

It always gallops away.

hahaha I get thoughts of strangling people and you think of this lol

...
God, you're sick.
lol.

Someone say vagina?

Pft, I said penis.

You see penis, you think of vagina. >:(

Hmm...

Ehehehehe.

*goes off to get condoms*

You're a perv.

Sorry for going off topic, but...

May. 17, 2008 | 5:25 PM Monocrom responds:
Ask Jade for a hug. :)

I've to ask you for a hug.

ughhh, fine.
*hug*

So how did you enjoy the latest "victim" I brought you, Hug Monster? :D

I ate him.

Victim?!

I want answers. NOW. D:

Shut up, you're being slowly digested by my digestive juices.
You will be digested for 1,000 years.

OMG...
That just...
How do I explain my feelings right now...
Starts with a H and ends with a Y?

You get hairy?

:P

If I make a picture of that and I give you credit, would you purr like a kitty cat?

I might.

=^-^=

Go to my page, you'll love my blog.

Seriously though, that's a weird(and I mean weird) thought.

No kidding.

I can only imagine the pain one would experience during the inflation and then even more, but sudden, pain in the popping of the balloon.

It'd suck if it only popped a bit, and made a tiny whole in the balloon, and it was stuck further in than normal means could retrieve. Try explaining THAT one to your doctor with a straight face :P

I suppose if the popping made it fly out of the vagina/ass it'd make for a hilarious video.

lol
No... I had... Nevermind.

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