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Posted by JadeTheAssassin - May 14th, 2008


I just feel sexy tonight.

My hair looks awesome (I'm going to dye the roots sometime this week, I bought the dye tonight), I look awesome in this green sweater o'mine, and the fact that my bra plus my sweater = omgsexy.

I dunno, I just feel good. It may be the wine and the chocolate pudding I've consumed, but I've never felt better like this in a while. :)

Man


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UNCENSOR NAO

lolno.

All that's under it is bra and cleavage.

:P

Aww.... Drunken Jade. :)

Should I tell Fyndir to expect a phone call from you, again? ;)

Much <3

Nooo, I've been told i can't call unless it's a) reasonable hours, and b) that he knows I'm going to call him.

I'll probably mope in the darkness tonight, me and my friend....

I won't go further, because the rest of it is kind of romance-novel-like, and NC-17.

Your censorship cannot and will not censor my imagination.

Awcrap. :(

you're holding your wine glass wrong... :P

Shut up, it was near the bottom of the glass, and I didn't want my hand obsuring the shot.

GOD.

Nice to hear you're feeling good...probably because you were having a rough time before...gah I wish I could do the same...It's summer in the Philippines and it sucks so bad because I got a Summer Semester...I need a drink

Uh...hmm. :s

What are those red books about? :o

Popular Mechanics.

What you be drinking?

Yellow Tail bubbles.

I guess it's too late for a new drunken podcast.

Just a tad late. ;)

What a gyp... =(

Also, nice sweater.

rofl.

And thank you. It's super nice.

Oh darn it..... Oh well..... next time! :D

Much <3

Next time indeed.

<3

AW NO BOOBS-

Er, I mean, I say.

That seems to be a glass of liquid you are consuming there! Perhaps once you are done with that, I can offer you a glass of port.

And I can drink a glass of starboard! Hahaha!

I'm deliciously mad, you see.

Hwof hwof hwof.

Your humour is above pedestrian!

The censorship is quite disturbing.

Howso?

You shouldn't need wine to feel sexy, darlin'.

And I mean that in the most platonic of ways.

It's all in the hair.

And the sweater.

And the bra.

And only a bit of the wine.

Darlin'.

pancakes?

Only maple syrup.

NO CLEAVAGE

:(

OOPS TOO BAD.

HAHA, Jade showed me the uncensored version.

>:(