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Scary dream.

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - April 26th, 2008


bahhh, I don't know what caused it. Maybe it was playing RE4 in the dark, or eating salsa before bed, but whatever it was, I don't want a repeat of it.

So let's jet right off to where it starts getting weird.

My brother and his girlfriend are wheeling around this rather large electric stove around the dining room, which has hardwood flooring. I don't know why they were lugging it around like a barbeque, but they just are. The non-wheels on the stove are giving these huge brown marks on the floor, which I keep telling them to stop, because my mum would FREAK if she saw how badly screwed up her floors were. They keep carting it around, and then there are small flames accompanying the marks.

This is where it starts to get scary.

They run off. I go to find some beer coasters (don't ask me why specifically beer coasters, as those would just shoot up in flames), and I run into the kitchen. Apparently, we have a deep fryer like the fry fryers at McDonald's, and they left a batch of fries cooking, but the basket and most of the handle was submerged into the fryer. I can't get it out, and I don't bother trying. After all, I don't want to get burnt.

I also see something ELSE on fire, right under the WOODEN cupboards. It's like a hotpan with a saucepan on top, and the outlet was also being framed by flames. I beat out the flames to find out they only come back. As well as the outlet, the underside of the cupboards is showing off a few burn marks and some fire is spreading underneath. I try and use a dishrag to move the pan and to extinguish the fire, but my other hand, somehow, gets hit with extremely hot aluminium foil or a flame, and leaves this huge welt that runs down to the ball of my thumb from the knuckle of my index finger.

I yelp, and give up on said pan. I have aluminium foil trailing from my shoulder, and as I start moving, Barack Obama comes out of nowhere with metal tongs, and tries to connect me to the circuit that must be wanting to find a path-to-ground (maybe it's the outlet that's on fire?). He's saying something (I can't remember, but it absolutely terrified me in my dream), and I can't move fast out of terror, and he's reaching the tongs out, snatching at me. I'm screaming for someone to call 911, but my parents can't hear, and my brother and his girlfriend have run off like cowards (I think they would do that, too, in real life.. :/ ).

I wake up, and I can't go back to sleep.

I am also paranoid about electric things, and I barely slept.

:(


Comments

Wow, that was scary.. D:

I know. :(

Hi jade, I really like your artwork... I really like you (in a friendly way).

Thank you.

By playing Resi 4 at night time? Ha!

I used to play that before I went to bed at night...I'd sleep like a baby.
You're just a wuss. :D

Besides, Resi 4 isn't scary...it's just really gory and weird.

But the dream itself sounds pretty scary...so, *hug*. :)

You see, I have problems with things popping out of nowhere and trying to kill me. I couldn't finish the first boss in Metroid Prime. I can't even play Serious Sam.

I may be a wuss, but meh. I can't really finish that.

For some reason, I keep waking up in the middle of the night, and everytime I do, it seems like the sound and color are reconfiguring around me right before I enter back into reality.

@_@

Weird.

It's okay, Sweetie. It was just a bad dream. The evil Socialist pretending to be a moderate Liberal isn't going to get you. But yeah, maybe not a good idea to play RE4 in the dark.

Don't worry. You're okay.

*Hugs*

He better not.

Fucking tongs don't get snapped at me.

Reminds of my friend Sam's Clown design
He would draw a clown siting on a Sofa with an Angry Face and holding an Ice cream
Cone in his hands, Licking it.
And this VERY good design came from a Nightmare he had.
He got some Ice Cream from an Ice cream shop he goes outside and accidently drops it.
He bends down to pick it up,
When all of a sudden he sees the Clown from his design across the Street holding an Ice Cream Cone Knife,
He runs after him,
And then he woke up.
He did'nt sleep the rest of the night.
He just got up from bed and started trying to draw it.
He still has the design down to this day... :P

Design, or animation?

Heres what happened in my nightmare:

I fell.

Kitchen-related nightmares, probably from an overdose of 'gb2kitchen'.

I need to watch more Kitchen Nightmares.

Kinda reminds of one of my dreams for some odd reason. Anyway, maybe you should've turned the light on while playing a game like that.

Yeah.

I also can't play it around my brothers, either. The dicks.

Hi Jade, I'm your biggest fan :D !

Seriously, a fan!?

yes, I am your fan :)

Well, I'll be. :)

I hate bad dreams. :-(

me too. :(

Wow that was freaky and in dreams pretty weird stuff happens that doesn't make sense but it makes sense in the dream. I've had a pretty freaky dream once too. P.S you make pretty good artwork you've got some talent.

He draws it.
(Real Life Pencil Drawing)

I had one where vampires slowly tourtured me sexualy and then this leader (Female) attempts to rip off my dick with her mouth, but then come the platoon.

Thats a boner-biting bastard Uncle fuckers!
I just love your anti-censorship.