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Things Accomplished in Travel

Posted by JadeTheAssassin - April 3rd, 2008

These are the things I have accomplished between leaving Vancouver and getting back here within a two month period:

--felt comfortable enough to go to a shop (like, not very far, but stilllll) by myself (big accomplishment)
--felt comfortable enough to play some Resident Evil (I get too freaked out while playing fps games where things come out of nowhere)
--did actual housework (dishes, picking up things to put away, cleaned the kitchen, picked up groceries, laundry) with no qualms (I's a good housewife)
--did SOME cooking (I am still scared to use gas stoves...)
--felt comfortable to talk to Fyndir's mum while drinking wine
--did some more clay pigeon shooting (did the shittiest out of the lot of people who had more practice than I, except for one, who had as much shooting practice as I did, but still shot one more than I did)
--learned how to cast and reel (first time basically fishing)
--did some form of walking
--took lots of photos
--first time having to stay overnight at a hospital with an IV
--ate lots more fruit than I normally would, as well as drank as much water in the span of two weeks than i have in a year
--felt like I lost weight since I got sick and couldn't eat more than the amount of a small meal or drink anything but water for two weeks or so
--managed to burn my upper lip while doing flaming sambuka shots (the glass was still blistering hot when I took one out of 6 shots)
--even though I didn't drink a lot of coffee, I didn't go through caffeine withdrawl. HUZZAH
--watched more (quality) TV than I have in ages
--watched Shrek The Third so many times that I can start reciting lines as they come by.
--managing to be out of any house/tent/teepee (I have slept in one, but that's another story for another day)/cabin/flat for more than 24 hours
--gathering up a hate for Air Canada and Pearson Airport
--beating Dragonforce on Medium
--had the best time of my life

I think that's about it, but still. I felt like I did a lot.

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Oliver

all very good indeeeed, i like the dragonforce on medium part!
i can only do it up to hard! :(
i am stuck on raining blood by slayer on guitar hero 3
and thats alot of accomplishments btw! ;)

Monocrom

Some observations.....

Must admit, sounds like Fyndir is training you very well to be his future Housewife.

Scared to use a gas stove? Just remember, if you don't smell gas; it's probably safe to turn on the stove. If you turn it on, and it doesn't fire up right away; just turn it off and be ready with a lit match to light it manually. No need to fear, Sweetie. You're not going to blow yourself up.

The key to proper clay shooting is to keep both eyes open. But if you're cross-dominant, that could explain why your shooting was less than ideal. (Cross-dominant means that your dominant eye is on the opposite side of your body from your dominant hand. Dominant hand = the one you use to write with. Dominant eye = Pick up a camera and instantly look through it. Notice which eye you are using to look through the camera? That's your dominant one). Being cross-domiant messes up your depth-perception when shooting clays. 18% of the world's population is cross-dominant..... including me.

Fyndir let you out of the house, by yourself?? He must have been passed out drunk! :P

Also, try not to hurt or burn yourself while drinking. That not be good.

Got lots of photos? We have a forum where you can post them at. :D

JadeTheAssassin

I did all (most) of the housework to earn my keep and for eating food and such. And plus, I wanted to do it. :)

I'm just utterly paranoid about turning the stove on and getting the pilot light to start it up, and exploding the entire flat to smithereens.

For the shooting, at the beginning, I couldn't stop my head from leaving the gun while I was trying to stay on target, and I wasn't bending at the waist, just lifting my arms, which I was informed was bad technique. I'm doubtful I'm cross-dominant, though.

And he never got drunk. Tired and exhausted from me bothering him to get up after 5 hours of sleep because he couldn't fall asleep while I was slumbering for 10-12 hours. I'm mean like that.

I do have photos, unfortunately, the ones of me are utter shite, although I did demand pictures to be taken of me in my ER bed while I waited to be transferred to another hospital to their ENT unit (via ambulance, WEE). So I highly doubt I'll be posting pictures, unless you just want to see pretty pictures of trees and doggies and Fyndir. :D

Monocrom

Yup, you need to bend over a bit, any time you use a shotgun.

It's okay, Sweetie.... We all know Fyndir likes it when you treat him like $#^%. ;)

I'm bored, so yeah; I'll be happy to look at pics of Fyndir..... Just keep the nude pics for yourself though KTHNX.

JadeTheAssassin

I need to upload them through my dad's computer, I think, so there's no chance I can do it today. And I dunno if Fyndir wants to be seen, but that's up to him. :)

And I wish I had gotten nudes. :)

Sawdust

Can you delete that thread you locked that I made?

JadeTheAssassin

No.

Gagsy

It sounds like you did a lot! Glad you had an awesome time, and even better that you're now back! Well for us, I imagine Fyndir is none to thrilled about it! =P

JadeTheAssassin

We kind of did a lot.

I'm not too thrilled that I'm away from Mr. Fyndir.

SquiD75

Keep it up. Next step is to put on a french maid costume.
Seriously though, I can relate to the IV thing, they are naaaasty and the the needle is really long : ( Congrats on actually falling asleep.
You's a champion.

Onett

MeMaMyspace!

MeMaAsshole!

JadeTheAssassin

HOW DID YOU KNOW.

SupraAddict

What do you mean by Quality TV, HI-DEF or good show?

JadeTheAssassin

Very good shows.

Monocrom

I'm sure Fyndir won't mind sending you as many nude pics of himself as you want.

Also...... Most of us on NG already know what he looks like. I'm sure I've still got that pic of him, shirtless, striking a pose; somewhere.

JadeTheAssassin

rofl.

You're dirty, Mono.

Evark

It seems like you did a lot. I hope it was awesome.

JadeTheAssassin

It was. :)

Totally worth being away from home for two months.

TropicalParadise

I want pics! I don't care what of!

JadeTheAssassin

THEY'RE MINE! >:(

but maybe I'll post some once I get around to uploading them.

Monocrom

LOL.

Just a bit. But I can't compete with Fyndir. :P

JadeTheAssassin

But I'm the dirtiest of them all. :D

Gein

TITTIES!

JadeTheAssassin

OMG WHERE

Jon4life

I know where you live >:(

JadeTheAssassin

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Monocrom

Oh I know! I know...... I know you taught Fyndir everything he knows.

But you're cute & cuddly, so it's okay. ^_^

JadeTheAssassin

teehee. :D

Heretic-Anchorite

Glad you had fun at the airport how long where the lines?

JadeTheAssassin

Who said I had FUN at the airports?

And I didn't wait long to go through security, it was just plane delays.

Oddler

I'm not gonna read the great wall of fucking China. Nice try, nubstick.

JadeTheAssassin

tl;dr

SlipperyMooseCakes

Clean your inbox, I can't message you.

I'll behave from now on, after that thread about me being a girl I have no need to laugh ever again. I'll see you around the BBS.

JadeTheAssassin

It's got room now, PM away.

John-The-Biter

Good for you.

nerdking

you forgot ban every noob :) its a complement

JadeTheAssassin

I was barely modding when I was away.

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