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JadeTheAssassin
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Your banner is getting old.

Change it plz.

<3

...

Do you have something against breasts?

Too late lol, already heard it. Very funny ^^.

NUH UHHHHH

Cranberry juice is better.

only if you have a uti

i didnt look for it... you linked me to it... plus... i could beat that in a hurry.... finger + hole? remember?? HMMM?!!??

ohhh goodness

I think he just has a problem with old saggy hag breasts.

Much like your saggy man breasts?

No, just a new viewpoint.

Like the side boob perhaps.

I'll have to think of something.

You know what's better than apple juice?

3-ways with Missing.

I'd totally do it too, no matter how drunk he was :3

lolwut

Exactly like my saggy man breasts.

It's quite funny that you would compare yours to saggy man breasts, however.

Mine are far from saggy.

My dick is quite floppy on the rare occasion that it's not hard.

It's been literally years since I've had any apple juice.

Also, won't do.

I had some more this morning.

What is this trickery? I tried some apple juice, and it most certainly was not delicious and yummy! >:C

Also, you sound like a fun drunk.

You dirty alcoholic.

IT IS DELICIOUS.

And apparently i am.

Apple Juice tastes as good going up as it does going down.

Truth.

Fyndir's new Audio was just spiffy!

It was!

Lol, you really do sound drunk... Or even worse... a chinese lady.

I might've gotten fairly tipsy by that point.

I would make one for you if you'd like.

:3

Make what

every tried carrot juice?

Haha no

Actually, yes; apple juice is quite good.

BTW, Fyndir seems a bit pissed, again.

Yes, it is quite good.

And why? lol

Apple Juice owns.

3'd Fyndir's audio thing.

I WANT MY NEWSPRINT. >:(

I keep forgetting. XD

Apple juice is most inferior fruit juice of fruit juices. Mango juice superior.

:O

I do like mango juice, too. :D

"I do?"

Well, you did. I guess your mood is better now. :D

lulz

NUDEZ PLZ

haha no

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