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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 35, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

Vancouver

Joined on 4/5/04

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Happy April Fool's Day, Sweetie.

This new development means that you're now a 2nd class citizen. No more driving for you. No more shoes for you. No more laughing for you. And since your folks are only allowed one child, they'll have to pick which one of your brothers they'll get to keep. In the tradition of China, you shall be drowned in the nearest river for not having been born with a penis. Sorry Sweetie, nothing personal.

No people by Jade own this account.

No woman.

^Super Happy Fun Time

No understand.

I have to ask about this ministry of communication stuff.
Am I not communist enough and have been barred from posting in this excellent communist forum?

You must have approve!

Well get on it woman >:(

And by it, I mean my approval, not the other kind of it that we do not tolerate on these magnificent forums your capitalist wench.

I am not capiltalist! I am communist!

Great Republic of China!

ng chat works now

I have excel fun!

How long will it take the glorious Ministry of Communication to approve of me making messages in the public sections of this site.

Soon to my like.

SEX IS ILLEGAL.

That not allow.

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Yes of much agree

I see Tom has blocked out your pornographic banner.

All hail the great Tom!

Good fortune to Chairman Fulp

Welcome to chinagrounds!

Greeting!

you know this chinese thing will be removed soon
besides you commies took my freedom

Phoenix great fortune!
Iron heavy

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OH MY GOD

puk gai !

I CAN'T SWEAR OH SHIT

No curse!

Oh no! This is not good!

What happened to the American, European, and AU people?

You to be of careful!

In communist China, comment leaves YOU!!

Do you think USSR ?

You sound like Dei-Sama.

Dei-Sama ?

Testicular deformities.

For us great time is good

a the

Understand not.

Jade i'm going to kill you if this madness doesn't stop soon.

Please to report self to officers law

fuck shit ass tom's newgrounds april fools layout the our a don't INTERNET

For to good fortune!

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