Because of you... now even Juice Bottles need a warning...
Warning: Do not chug
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Age 35, Female
Mrs. DevourerJay
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I blame the pepperoni I had.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... So you have to lumps on your chest?
I have lumps in my shirt as well as my pants.
oh ok
HIRE ME!
can i be in your next dream?
no.
Silly goose, where's your resume?
I uh
uhhhhh
So uhh... what did you do with all that NG gear?
Stuffed it up my ass.
I got an opening for personal sex slave... interested? benefits include lots of yums and ummm yeah....
yums?
includes pepperonis.
Hell no. Hopefully you'll yield to the pressure, get that tattoo, and send a picture of it to me. Then I will put it in a time capsule, bury it in my garden and hope someone from the far-off future finds it and laughs.
what the hell?
You wouldn't be a very intimidating security guard.
In fact, people would probably WANT you to tackle them.
I'll gouge their eyes out. :3
Got Milk you say?....
That takes on a whole new meaning when a girl says it. :P
;)
i got lots
can i be in your next dream??
DEPENDS
You still didn't answer my question in my previous comment!
I don't know the answer?
Neil Patrick Harris is in How I Met Your Mother
wow yay
Good to know your future babies will never go hungry.
Even better, they won't be sucking on silicone! :D
:3
Me happy. Now to eradicate breast cancer.
I was there too, right? If not, go dream again.
I don't know what you look like, lol.
Why can't i be in your dreams? :'(
Why would you be?
haha your office sounds awesome. :3
HIRE ME, MAN.
I can build shit, therefore, we can have a lazer tag room in there, too!
WELL TOO LATE... I WILL BE IN OUR DREAMS BABY!!
we do it all night long... hmm mmmmm....
you wait and see... when you wake up all sticky in your happy place.... :3
I think you spilt pepsi on my lap. @_@
Stickyyyyy.
Magnester
Btw, posting comments on your profile and i jizz in mah pants
JadeTheAssassin
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