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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 35, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

Vancouver

Joined on 4/5/04

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Comments

How do i suck a fuck?
Seriously. :P

Go suck a fuck.

someone needs a power nap...
while youre angry,you cant really say anything like that...
like you said "my mind is full of fog," so maybe you should go play fishing girl or watch some egoraptor flashes and cheer your ass up....

I've been coming home and basically falling asleep on the couch while watching TV. My parents don't seem to want to wake me up, just letting me catch up on sleep. Which is nice.

It's okay, Sweetie.

You know we care. If we didn't, you wouldn't have any comments in your User page.

;)

Aw you. :)

>.> <.<
umm...

SUCK A FUCK!!!

umm... that doesnt do it for me...

SUCK MY FUCK. :D

Donny Darko, good movie but a bit out there.

still lulz

ALRIGHT! Everyone, I proclaim the Jade Fund! We're going to raise money for Jade to go on a vacation and shit.

Oh thank god. :D

good idea.

What's with all this fuck sucking.

Go have a hot bath with scented candles, a girly magazine like Hustler, then go masturbate furiously and have a nap.

You'll feel better.

I would if I wasn't on the rag. :(

Let's all chip in, and get Jade a penicorn from the NG store. :)

omgyes :D

I wonder if Tom takes cheques for buying shit at the store--I'd be all up using my cheques, y'all.

Your job here is kaput!

wut

Bah... I know how you feel. Getting a knife and stabbing the skittles out of a pillow sometimes solves a nasty angry problem. Or expertly stabbing the skittles...

Don't decend too far into the pits of eternal rest at the bottom of a styrofoam-peanut-filled box. Being grouchy isn't healthy.

I'm ok now--had a good 12 hours of sleep.

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"I would if I wasn't on the rag. :("

Well, there you go, the cause of all your problems. I wonder if when God was making girls, he just thought, "Well god damn! Girls get all the good shit! I better give them some sort of drawback, or all I'll get is complaints."

And PMS was born.

No, no. That shit happened near the end of all my damn problems.

You need some ice cream. Cookies n cream, or cookie dough? I'll join yah. : )

Chocolate, kthx.

i got a better idea... how about you Suck MY fuck??

Ohhhh you. :P

Sounds like you need a vacation.

yes, yes I do.

Don't worry, your dad will fix your pc meanwhile, read a book or something to clarify your mind, good luck with the pc thing, see you sometime Jade.

It's basically been fixed now.

I've been going crazy with the lack of MSN.

Lol.

I recommend buying The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. Even a woman can appreciate the awesomeness contained in that book.

It sure brightens my day when I'm annoyed or bored.

I've owned it since it first came out, lol.

Play a game, read a book, do some exercise or simply go punch something over and over. Yeah...punching things always works for relieving stress.

Also, obscure reference time...

"This world is filled with thick, heavy fog..."

It's getting better. I'm on day one of two days off in a row, and I'm really really really dizzy for some reason.

HAY JADE I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE BUT YOU MUST BE FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!#$@&^$*#&$^#&^$

wow that's totally not my picture in my profile lololololol who knows what i look like