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JadeTheAssassin
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Age 36, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

Vancouver

Joined on 4/5/04

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Comments

Hullo.

Back from where?

From DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!

lol

Yay! :D

I missed you. It was agony on this end too. The suck factor on NG nearly went through the roof without you here.

By "Never again," do you mean you're going to stop drinking; or the more realistic option of not drinking while sitting at your comp?

hahaha.

I bet you didn't even notice any difference, silly monocrom. :P

And uhhh, I'll never give up the non-drinking near the computer.

I'll try not to spill. :3

so now you'll definitely be too busy...
*goes back to olden ways*

hahahaha no. Nevar too busy.

thought I told youuuuuuuuuuuuu. *pokes your side*

how did you get gold aura?

Enjoying golden showers, eating at the golden arch, and having the golden touch.

Only two ways to get a Gold Aura.

You get modded, or you beat a pimp to death with his own shoe.

With Jade, it was both. :O

I never beat a pimp up.

I ANNIHILATED HIM WAHHHHHHHH

LESBIAN <3

lulwut?

Where did you go?

Check Fyndir's blog.

LOL PENGUINS AMIRITE?

???????

Go back to sleep. *Puts on a condom* XD

piss off

welcolm back

thank you

guys didnt she tell you,you have to murder lots of kittens to get a gold aura duh :3

yup

I was so lonely. :-(

I was lonely without you, babeh. <3

JUST LIEK LIFE OMG

?????

Wait a sec. Fyndir Said that you broke you computer because you spilt your beer on it. how can you be online?

...

It was fixed?

durrrrr

I have a similar hat!

No you don't.

Interesting.

Quite.

I missed you.

You forgot about me.

agony as defined by merriam-webster.com-a violent struggle or contest

....

you were in a contest!?

I was in a contest of wtfmate

Lol @ Monocrom
Can't hold your liquor.

Monocrom can't hold it. :3

I see you also ate the tuna in the cafeteria last week.

I don't go to a cafeteria.

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