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Haha.
:(
Fyndir's real name?..... He had it changed to "Jade's Bitch," after they started going steady. :P
I know his real name..... But I not be telling!
Good Monocrom.
Have a biscuit.
*puts it on your nose*
You go girl friend.
Get your posts up to 10K, like.
It's getting there.
what is this "travel voucher" you speak of? :\
It's basically a coupon.
The audio and call buttons on my flight back from Scotland didn't work, so they made me fill out a form, and told me I'd get a voucher from them soon.
I did, so I have $200 off my next flight with Bullshit Airlines (I mean, Air Canada. >_> )
W00t! I has a biscuit!
Mmm..... tasty. :D
>_>
Look on the bright side, Fyndir..... You get Jade. I bet that's much better than a biscuit. :)
Possibly. :P
Although cookies are a good quick fix, while I'm not, and I cling onto you forever. >_>
Forever?...... Now that's a long-lasting hug :)
BTW, we all know what you're going to give to Fyndir..... But why can't I have a sammich too??
Not enough bread, mate. :(
ehy? did you get that letter i sent to you ehy?
Oi Oi !!! Crikey I found A new Breed of the Diirrrty Canadians, be careful tho cuz they will strike and could tear n arm off CRIKEY!! so what you gotta do is not make em skiddish Oi right, and use their naaative lingo Oi this is gonna be fun!!
"Canadians suspect others of being canadian themself if one was to use ehy as a common tool for speaking"-Me
ok liets see ow the Canadian respondes but rember keep distance cause they are violent filthy creatures
-Steve Irwin
Cocks/.,/.
8=======D~~~~~ O:
ive never flown with air canada, but it seems to me that the blowing should be saved for fyndir. or me if you stop by T.O. :DDD
roflcaiks. Air Canada just sucks bigtime.
ANd lol, no.
Yeah! Someday Jade can look forward to becoming MRS. Ridnyf. :P
"It's pronounced Ride-niff".
;)
You're planning to move to scotland? That's exciting, but a big change!
I want to be at a place that I fell in love with.
Coincidentally, I fell in love with Scotland before I knew Fyndir.
*le sigh* :)
Fyndir's name is Steve btw.
Untruth.
<3 :D <3 :D <3 :D <3 :D
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:3
You confuse me too much.
You just HAD to close my satanic thread!
My penis became larger for it.
It was for the greater good. LOOK AT THOSE HAPPY ORPHANS!
Think positive and your goals will hopefully come true. :)
One day.
theres a girl at my owrk who looks alot like you :S
Oh yeah?
WELL, IT'S NOT ME, ROFLROFL.
because you will never know the art of helping winners customers >:U
Monocrom
Electrical pays really well. Go for it, Sweetie.... But a classroom full of women??
Get you a stick to beat off the lesbians. :P
JadeTheAssassin
Eh, not a lot of them are attractive, anyways. Or my type, if I were to have a type of woman I'd like to bang.
I mean, uh, what?