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Kittens are my animal.

And nice profile pic btw.

Cat faic go.

:3

Meow :3

meow meow meow meow
-pets the cat-

I just had to post here. Kittens :3

Spent the weekend visiting my best bud and his soon-to-be wife.

They have 3 cats. Lucky is older and just does what he wants.... mostly relaxing. Sabrena is this tiny black cat with these tiny paws. She never uses her claws, except when chasing her toys. She loves to play with empty boxes, and is afraid of shoes. I think the poor thing was abused by her previous owner.

Salem is a weird cat..... He has thumbs! No, really. He has the cat version of what could best be called thumbs. And he uses them to his advantage! Much easier to grab onto things when you have thumbs. He keeps eating the plastic Christmas tree though. He might have been inbred. That could explain his mutation. Most curious cat I've ever met.

They're all adorable.

:)

Were you reminded of me? :P

Why are you a mod?

Why are you you?

I whip stones and shoot my air rifle at the neighborhood cats.

While I do this I am usually grinning like a mad man or sometimes even giggling.

@_@

I was kind of like that with the neighbourhood cat that kept scaring the birds away, except my brothers liked to sneak up on it and scare it shitless.

I feel bored can you tell me a story?

no.

If Salem and Sabrena had a kitten, their combined personalties would be similar to your's. So yeah, I was reminded of you. :)

YAYYYYY. :3

would you like me to kiss your nose and make it better?? ;)

i like your pic btw

my nose is fineeeeeeeeeee

and thanks

good for you!
(can you sense the sarcasm?)

Fuck off.

Can you sense the love?

Sorry.

I just said that because your pic makes me feel guilty. :(

what pic?

lol second life.

MEOW MEOW MEOW!

I've accidently closed the door on my thumb.

I feel like a retard. :(

it's ok :)

Perhaps you have feline characteristics?

Also, I'm allergic to cats...so keep your distance...damn kitty magnet...

I dunno about feline characteristics.. maybe.

finally someone who likes cats. Everyone seems to like dogs. I love cats so much. I wish i could be a cat

I like dogs, too, but kitties seem happy with me.

Tell me, I fell down the stairs today. Friggin janitor washed the stairs and forgot to rinse them. Result: SLippery soapy stairs.
I also think I might have been an animal another life; a canine to be more precise. I feel good around dogs and I have a very special friendship with my 2-year old husky, Heron(laugh if you want, it's actually a bird species, the name). I can say I stop almost instinctively on the street to pet a dog, and I've not had any incident with a dog ever. I've even happened to see dogs that were aggresive and sneering at other people, calmed down and came to me wagging their tail.
Woof.
Cat hair makes me sneeze but I'm not allergic to it nor its possesors. Cat hair is softer than dog hair... Dammit Heron's hair is not soft enough.
And...how did you bump your nose into a doorframe?

I walked into the doorframe, and my nose was the first thing to hit it.

I LOVE YOU

Why?

CATS ARE DELICIOUS :3

My grandma would agree, and I'm completely serious about that.

I have had that idea as well. A lot of cats ."most of the bad ones" gravitate towards me. I have adopted a lot of strays. Not sure why except I have always been a friend to an animal in need and would try my best to help it along. Since you like cats. please have a look at my kitties! They are rescues from a park, someone just left them there s0o we took them in and they are precious. It makes me wonder who could do that to just a baby really.

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