00:00
00:00
JadeTheAssassin
^_____________^

Age 36, Female

Mrs. DevourerJay

Vancouver

Joined on 4/5/04

Level:
10
Exp Points:
964 / 1,110
Exp Rank:
71,195
Vote Power:
5.20 votes
Rank:
Scout
Global Rank:
34,912
Blams:
175
Saves:
95
B/P Bonus:
4%
Whistle:
Normal
Trophies:
1
Medals:
234
Supporter:
15d
Gear:
10

I approve of your choice.

As do I.

And here, ladies & gentlemen, we see the rarest of the rare..... a smiling New Grounds moderator. Normally a very jaded species. Fascinating.

I'm usually scowling. :D

Hot :3

Awwwwww why am I not older so I can date you????!!!?

haha.

adeTheAssassin: Rare is the occasion that one happens across a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities; ugly, nerdy, and reactionary are all adjectives that could accurately be used in a description of this colossal monstrosity of human devolution. It is blatantly obvious that, like all other mods, and perhaps especially in "her" case, the only reason that she wields the banhammer is that "she" is particularly skilled at moving her dry, cracked, and generally ill-maintained lips up and down the shaft of a certain administrator's penis, inducing a blinding orgasm of goodwill.

I laughed when I first came across that.

You're very beautiful. ^.^

oh, so you're a hippy?

oh, sorry, I mean a "flower child".

Why would I be a hippy!?

I'd hit that

Morning Jade, how are you today?

I'm ok.

have you ever thought about getting glasses? because i can picture you without glasses and you have natural beauty and you shouldnt hide it with those glasses :) you should take my advice and get contacts.
personally i have glasses too BUT i am getting contacts because everyone tells me i have really pretty eyes and i look better without glasses so yeah

I've thought about it--but it's not in my current budget. Plus, knowing me, I'd forget to take them out at night.

oh my bad. i dident mean getting glasses i mean getting contacts.

ha ha ha ha ha you are so my bitch...any way got stuff to do have fun being my bitch(peace cracker)

You're such a retard, it hurts.

I used to be a brunette back in 6th grade, then I dyed it red, then I cut it short and dyed it blond, then I dyed it black, then I dyed it back to blond, then I dyed it back to black again and I want to dye it purple soon. This is over a 3 year period.

I used to be a brunette, then blonde, then black, then red, then orange, then strawberry blonde, then teal, then green.

That's in no particular order, and over, fuck, a 9 year period?

holy shit... you're smiling... +99 on fapness... but i wont... since you know...

SO YOU ARE OKAY AFTER ALL, EXCELLENT.

I'll lul if you can't end up downloading anything again.

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

Fyndir told me to do it :C